Ian Alagna

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’m going in to surgery in a week. This is your eviction notice, Brian the Brain Tumor. Please remove your property from my skull, eyeball and jaw muscle. I’m also keeping your security deposit.

[Miss-cellaneous @olen_heikko]

@TheRock I think you could help with this: https://t.co/IQ691iMlFy She's a huge fan, and is fighting for her life. Meet a celebrity (the Rock preferred) was on her bucket list!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I hope you’re h*ckin ready

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Greatness is
Often
Found by
Understanding,
Caring, and
Kindness, but
You
Only
Ultimately
Reach the
Summit by
Experiencing
Love and
Friendship

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

when the world ends and the economy collapses, nail clippers will be the ultimate bartering item

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

RT if Christmas

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

lol whats the big deal with net neutrons or whatever just download more internet if u need it

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

It's official! We'd like to welcome the newest member of the #ORIGINPCFamily - @pewdiepie!

To celebrate our partnership, we're bringing you a WORLD-WIDE #Giveaway!

Sign up here for a chance to win an EVO15-S Thin and Light gaming laptop: https://t.co/y89D3OKAI9

[Ian Alagna @alagna3450]

@Yeethan5 @Sips_ No photo cred eh?

[Game Grumps @GameGrumps]

this tweet has been precisely engineered to get 10K RTs

[Ian Alagna @alagna3450]

@Martyniuk17 it gets worse

[Ian Alagna @alagna3450]

#WRIF3 THUNDERKISS '65!!!!!

[Ian Alagna @alagna3450]

Thanks buddy https://t.co/Wna5HBFQBL

[sips @Sips_]

i thought 2016 was the worst year. i was wrong. so far 2017 has been awful. i ate way too much kraft dinner and it's causing me to blackout

[Ian Alagna @alagna3450]

When @AshleyMartyniuk gets food https://t.co/m8IqOL7Bnc

[Tidy Cats @TidyCats]

#KittenWeek is a sunbeam for the soul.

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

One of my socks keeps slipping off my heel. Nothing else to do than cut my foot off right

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

The Stormtroopers when asked if the Death Star was completed with no vulnerabilities:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Pupper hath acquire enemy. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tucker. He would like a hug. 13/10 someone hug him