Alaisa

Chronically online. Average Millennial. Insufferably Floridian 🐊❤️

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@Billyflips_ Glad somebody said it — the cognitive dissonance required to not constantly dwell on this is wild. It’s a blip. Humbling. Makes a lot of shit seem arbitrary. Just gotta keep engaged in the present moment, find rituals, mark the passage of time. Religion provides that for many.

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@iguessitsbrett I’ve been laughing about this all week 💀

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

Hmmmm that’s not good

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

No greater feeling than when your fake pockets turn out to be real pockets

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

Me happily adding cute stickers to my work MacBook knowing it could all be taken away at any moment 🙂‍↕️

[AGOSTINHO™️ ⚔️ @agostinhozinga]

if your new workplace hands you a thinkpad you basically have a job for life, but if they give you macbook air you and the rest of your team could get fired next week

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

Rap beef took up my whole weekend and now I can’t even concentrate at work 😭

Is this how the Swifties feel when they’re expecting a new album?! It’s exhausting fr

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@bshastyTHAboss Arguably the best one of the bunch too 🫣

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

I was here for two of my fav artists gettin at it but the Drake-Kendrick rivalry has gotten dark with these last drops SHEESH 🤧

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

So I’ve left entrepreneurship for the “dreaded” 9-5 and I’ve never been happier 😳

Amazon gave me a lot of opportunities but I just interviewed an Olympian (and arguably the most charismatic athlete on the planet) so my normie job also has its perks 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@coughingfish See this why I don’t cook 😩

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

🐊🏀 FANTASTIC

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

This moment of zen brought to you by just going outside when it’s 70°

Thanks Florida 😌

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

This sub is why I started phonics lessons with my preschoolers lol

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@clhubes My thoughts exactly— it is hard enough to find something Facebook worthy with my two kids alone, much less for a royal press release 😭 of course they use PS!

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

I introduced my kids to The Sound of Music yesterday and kind of forgot that it’s basically 3 hours of straight bops

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

But I am le tired

[Alaisa @alaisaonline]

@tadashiroll This was the worst part for me too 😢 had it 3 weeks ago but luckily taste and smell have already returned!

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