alamodebandit

Bigfoot believer

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@OKWildlifeDept miss this account. come to threads!

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@JustinAHorwitz @mmpadellan He should be impeached immediately!

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@amymrusso H&M at the mall does this. They’ve had a fabric recycling program for about 10 yrs. Just bring your bag of fabric to the register and they’ll trade you coupons.

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@TravisEscobar There’s no need for quality to merge with kitsch

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@AnthonyDEllena @GenFlynn @Raiklin Fruitloops and Cocao Puffs 🥜🥜🥜

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@ChefReactions Tell me all these people don't live in Florida. You can't.

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@Eve6 We’re Eskimo brothers!

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@thealexrossart ALWAYS punch a Nazi.

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@elonmusk Great idea. I don’t have 100 anythings that can already do this. Maybe call it Xoom?

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@hotdogsladies Hadn’t heard of this one but 5 episodes in and it’s absolutely amazing!

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@SawyerHackett @HC_Richardson The federal government shouldn’t have the ability to regulate trenches everywhere just because one trench run lead to the destruction of the deathstar.

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@joncoopertweets

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@cmclymer Because my life deserves a soundtrack. I'm sorry yours doesn't, but thats not on me.

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I'm a loner, Dottie. A Rebel.

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@RIlegoartist Where is THIS sweet little swimming hole?

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@Tim_Tweeted Petco....totally groomers.

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So far, this move to X feels about as meaningful as that time chief ding dong changed the logo to that stupid crypto dog

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@TheRealHoarse It’s hard cringe

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@WalkaboutMG Do it.

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@Finger_Knees @McJesse Oops! Is blinded by rage a legit legal defense? My bad.