Alan Baird

Purveyor of Awesomeness

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@loggolfs If it has a rating, it counts

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@the_austin_hull Safe to assume a 25 yr old super into bikes has a dui

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@FirepowerUnited They aren’t

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@hoplopfheil One more post like this and you’re getting a well check

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Fervent fan here of DR Congo, whose team I became aware of ten minutes ago.

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@TwoInchesShort That’s what a douche would say

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

Probably unrelated

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

Via @GregJaffe me, scores fall ill at Air Force base after Hegseth makes the flu vaccine optional https://t.co/cDpq3EEi95

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

Teach em young

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@blkgunsmattr DMV

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@jerrycurld How hasn’t someone started making these stock as a limited drop and charge $1000

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@ciastopguy @jerrycurld Feel good, looks cool, not a shooter

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@eamonlynch Started great, but only made it a few years

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@wokekenzie @andrewjcarr29 @GolfClubAtlas @AnthonyPioppi @billandbengolf So brave

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

Rory either:

- cleared all his masters trauma and is going to spend this weekend tearing everyone limb from limb

or

- cleared all his masters trauma and is going to spend this weekend developing a whole new kind of trauma

kinda sick outcome either way

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@MidtownChico That’s what money gets you these days

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

@TronCarterNLU Someone look up if it’s the family plaid!

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

My favorite Scottie Scheffler reaction is when he lips out a putt and he looks like he just watched a deer get hit by a car.

[Alan Baird @alan_baird]

True for me

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New economic analysis finds that nearly all Americans will pay more in taxes this year, with just the top 5% of earners getting a tax cut.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

If you get this reference, its time to schedule that colonoscopy