Alan Cooper

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@AntAnstead @sdidcott So logically, Edd must be married to Cindy Crawford?

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@jackwhitehall on behalf of everyone in the UK, please go and make sure Kelly Osbourne is ok.

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@alexjg0 Having came unstuck trying to show us Beale was a fraud

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@PineyPrincess81 @discoveryplus Live footage in my house…

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@KottageKraven Aging like milk…

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@liamgallagher I hope you are able to pay your respects and represent the band and fans at his funeral. Peace.

[Alan Cooper @alan_cooper]

@falkirkcouncil why did it take 4.5 hours, nearly at the end of the school day to announce closures? Why is it not a pre-written runbook process from the moment the red weather warning is issued, letting teachers deal with questions and pupil concerns calmly.

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@grahamburke @AutoPap Car I should have bought….

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@SCTScourtstribs day 3 of waiting for call to serve Jury Duty. No correspondence apart from a short recorded message. I can’t plan work as I’ve no idea how long this will go on for. If you’re trying to sicken people off civic duties, this is how to go about it.

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@shiner_sam @TrentEndForest I signed up for the mailing list when you sent the postcard in - nothing!

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@weeble The weight of the the kelpies….

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@andy_murray Well, it is a bit rubbish but you were alright at it. Got me interested once or twice during July.

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@SteffiWilsn5 @Upliftingvision @PicturesFoIder Darwinism is fascinating…

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@weeble @KateF Also most don’t seem to own any computers less than 10 years old.

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@EveryCountry How do we fix this?

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@t15k @adamc0dez I’ve had one of those days where it seems every site I’ve been using spawns a new tab for every action. (No, not *those*sites! I’m particularly looking at you AWS Console) but keeping open tabs under control does feel like a losing battle.

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@Phantomthe55th @TheQuietKid18 I think Ally’s approved both over the years..

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@JasonManford I don’t get any kind of comedy that’s at someone’s expense (why I love your brand of comedy, also Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert, Micky Flanagan etc). Roast type comedy always comes across with undertones of the playground bully, never sits well with me.

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@danni_ox_ I don’t see a problem with this.

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@monstroso You’ve got your sketch shows mixed up, “loadsamoney” was harry enfield…