Alan Saunders

🏳️‍🌈 |
Half random thoughts |
Half Beyonce stan account |
Half not good at fractions

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

Ready for mother 🤩 @Beyonce #RENAISSANCEWOLRDTOUR

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@AlexHorne Found you, you little weasel!

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@ourhermitage 10/10 babyyyyy

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@mrsundaymovies beating the drag queens for that top spot! (poor phrasing)

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

I am also offering a reward for this person.

[John Evans @jeeotus]

I was in Chicago today. This person thought it would be funny to wipe dog crap all over my cybertruck. This happened at W Buckingham Pl and North Halstead. If you can identify this person, I'm offering a generous reward.

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@drakefromtx

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

every man in the uk since the online safety act came into effect

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@prayyouucatchme https://t.co/Gi4xBp5QF0

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

this could probably have stayed in my drafts but never mind...

beyonce as ryan murphy projects, a 🧵:

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@bey_everything Hive reporting in. We are your family. Sending you big love ❤️ happy birthday king x

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@fergyonce Share the live!

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

I'm not someone who believes in every conspiracy theory but right wing publications still running with the "this tour is flopping" narrative when it's literally breaking all time records in every stadium is suspicious as hell.

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@ourhermitage YES! I was making sure mother could hear me! 😍

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@wolfgangpoker @HCLPokerShow @TheRyanFeldman Let's gooooo

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@mikesmicYT You did your big one with this x

[Poker Org @pokerorg]

Why I'll NEVER go back to Italy for the PokerStars Campione Open again. Photos by @PokerStars / Manuel Kovsca

🧵by @tjreidpoker 👇1/10

[Poker Org @pokerorg]

Why I'll NEVER go back to Italy for the PokerStars Campione Open again. Photos by @PokerStars / Manuel Kovsca

🧵by @tjreidpoker 👇1/10

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@OhMyAlf See you there!

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@GAMEdigital Super Mario Galaxy is my favourite game of all time. Thoughts, @yusif0ali ?

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift

#Shrek #Shrek5

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@drakefromtx my soul will leave my body

[Alan Saunders @alan_saunders]

@arikbeyhive Fun fact... it's me she's blowing a kiss to in this clip. London night 5! 😍😍😍