John Evans

FOUNDER of Air Guys.

[Gunz @TheGunzShow]

It was over the second Wemby smiled for a damn selfie in the 4th quarter of the NBA FINALS. Dude is too soft.
Knicks Championship confirmed.

[John Evans @jeeotus]

@Srirachachau @duepayer

[Cons @CaptainCons]

@BarstoolNate Doesn’t have the killer instinct. Too soft

[Daniel Berk 🐝 @danielcberk]

Knicks are inevitable

[John Evans @jeeotus]

Bro, that’s a wrap
Knicks in 4.

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@amberdporter Uncontested

[The Gramercy Goblin @Gramercy_Goblin]

Every bar in NYC is SRO and every table is occupied by chicks. Makes sense that all the marketing girlies would get off at 5 and immediately camp out

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[John Evans @jeeotus]

@EinhornGabe KNICKS

[John Evans @jeeotus]

The world is healing!

[Roberto Abramowitz @RobAbramowitz]

Wait it out people, wait it out.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[John Evans @jeeotus]

@CostaKapo I like it, but I think it should just be the rim and tire

[John Evans @jeeotus]

I’m gonna go to the country club in Worthington today and charge my steak sandwich to the Underhills

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@ThinkAppraiser @MurrayHillGuy1 Their side hustle of slinging Angel dust wasn’t noted on their W-2

[John Evans @jeeotus]

@ThinkAppraiser Every week, buddy

[John Evans @jeeotus]

It’s gotten to the point where TSA pre-is like health insurance
Everybody has it, but you don’t really need it

[brett @noodlebrett]

@Martiangunsmith These company owners will pay these wages claiming they don't make enough to pay better then drive home to their million dollar house in their F-250 Platinum.

[Finance Guy @GuyTalksFinance]

Berkshire Hathaway would not buy a home building company if home prices were going lower

[Coldstone Steve Austin 𓅄 @Exysay_Eastbay]

@BillWillingham My daughter's mom met Stan Lee 15 years ago and he refused to sign a baby ☹️