Alana Garlitz

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

This is my best moment

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

This is fucking incredible

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@MafiaMasshole Aidan and Karen were just butt dialing each other, DUH. THIS

[Ethan Klein, host of the H3 Podcast (parody) @h3h3producitons]

Today my show returns from break. And with it, my wrath. For those who have sinned and think they have escaped the eyes of God while I have slept, your foolish mind once again fails you. For I never forget, and never forgive. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@EthansAttic Taylor you really need to find a hobby

[richlux713 @RichLux713]

No!!!! Don't believe Twitch streamer Forgan she's sitting there with at least $200 nails crying about money. She's over there crying for attention.

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@StephanieGailW @TheAaronBowley @The_IAP_ @languishedhair @ethanhwrites @MachineLJK @Dexertonox You look so fucking stupid now LMAO

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@sk8ballin3 Bro isn’t going to copyright so as long as you abide by the fair use doctrine (a legal president set by the man himself) you’re a brainwashed fucking idiot. Ethan understands the difference between fair use and copyright. I think it’s time to hop off Hassan’s cock bud.

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@AnisaJomha It’s not too late to restart 🙏🏻

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@AnisaTheGreasy Looks like you got some dandruff on them

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@anythingelsegg Realistically do we think any of them can afford Ethan’s legal fees? I really doubt it

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@tylerthecreator pls collab with ghost funk orchestra

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

I just cried because my presale code didn’t work and so I couldn’t get floor seats to see @tylerthecreator

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@TextNow one of your users is harassing me and you have given no support whatsoever. I have been experiencing this harassment for over a month now and my email to [email protected] did absolutely nothing

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@redbull I opened this can and it was half empty, you have some explaining to do 🤨

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Me looking for the dead billionaire’s body so I can get his wallet

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

Happy pride month @Drake

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Alana Garlitz @alanagarlitzz]

@h3h3productions I was really confused on why I was getting notifications from elon musk but it all makes sense now

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Columbus got no clout and no top