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It's easy to live a hard life, and its hard to live an easy life

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Chill disco is the vibe.
#disco

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Jenny got game

[City of Burnsville @BurnsvilleMN]

Please don't release your pet goldfish into ponds and lakes! They grow bigger than you think and contribute to poor water quality by mucking up the bottom sediments and uprooting plants.
Groups of these large goldfish were recently found in Keller Lake.

[l 😷 @mcguirewood]

Is it Zoom fatigue or are you expected to maintain high levels of productivity through multiple public health crises with very little government support while also being personally responsible for saving local businesses, managing your mental health, and caring for loved ones

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

This is like being a 2005 Toyota Corolla with your 7 friends drunk as shit trying to all get your Taco Bell order in.

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Where can I get a bumper sticker that says “Will you shut up, man?”

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Just like everyone else I dyed my hair purple in quarantine and now a month later it looks like I'm still bored. Was something supposed to happen???

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Do you feel like the first time you tasered Tang it was really watery?

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Just made a Cadet Kelly joke and no one got it... does this mean I'm old
#DisneyChannel #DCOM #DisneyPlus

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Negative people are energy vampires #energybus

[hotlana @alanakiel]

@HJPatel23 TED

[hotlana @alanakiel]

No one can steal the love you're born to find

[hotlana @alanakiel]

If you think freezies are popsicles we can't be friends

[hotlana @alanakiel]

If you get tired,
learn to rest,
not to quit.

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Nothing changes, if nothing changes

[hotlana @alanakiel]

@KelseyJean15 :"Alana you look fine you look like what a high schooler would wear on a school day"
Me:.....

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Waitress: "Soy is gluten"
Me: "um.... No?"
Waitress: .....
Me: "I can eat soy"

#glutenfree

[hotlana @alanakiel]

"Women are truly beautiful
Men are ugly
Send tweet"

[hotlana @alanakiel]

@Girtzie You laughed

[hotlana @alanakiel]

Can February March?
No, but April May!