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chicago

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

NO WORDS.

#BALatCIN | 📺 NBC

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[Nancy Nguyen @missnancee21]

@MaryKoCo which always reminds me that murder is a woman’s worst fear on a first date and men’s are….. meeting a fat woman🤦🏻‍♀️

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i don’t have a rage tweet left in me, this is a fucking pathetic place to live

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

when i share a bed w a man i know it is my duty as a woman to hog the blanket. when i look over in the middle of the night and he is so cold, blanketless, shivering, i smile at my feminist win.

[wint @dril]

remove all of the bathrooms from churchs right now. you need to be doing that at home

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

If you hate the idea of having to wear a mask on an airplane against your will, wait until you hear about having to carry an unwanted pregnancy inside your body on an airplane against your will.

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

the darkest part of the pandemic tbh

[kris @notwithhaste__]

‘i love you.’
★★★☆☆

‘i started ted lasso for you.’
★★★★★★★★

[prance @bocxtop]

u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not

[Nik @_NikSpace]

Caller ID isn’t enough for Me I need to know why you’re calling.

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

“You’re so resilient!” Thanks! My options were that or dead

[™ @bash18c]

Y’all keep rapping and we need plumbers

[JP @jpbrammer]

Subway should ditch the "healthy eating" angle imo. no one really buys into that myth anymore. they should be like "we're Subway and actually we're bad now 😈" and film an ad where they kill someone

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Jake Paul won’t last one round against a Waffle House employee

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s interesting how no one has taken me ice skating this season? held my hand (in adorable mittens) and laughed at me when I fell over? bought me a hot chocolate and commented on how cute my nose is when it’s red from the cold? seems fucked up but okay

[Planned Parenthood Advocates of Ohio @PPAOhio]

*glares in abortion access*

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

Ain’t This Some Indiana Shit