Alana Matthews

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[. @_emilygoldie]

Is Tommy Fury ok?

[dream gurl @arlizle]

i actually do want a big rock on my finger, a white picket fence and a lawn my husband mows on sundays! thank you!

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The S in September stands for saving money ok don’t invite me anywhere

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

Melts my heart every time I go on the kitchen camera and see dad and Delilah he’s chatting to her🥺 proper little besties🤣

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

I be kinda jealous of people who be having hella content for the end of the month dumps. I be thinking like damn I barely did shit for 30 days but went to work

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

My granny has broken her leg and my mums made a group chat called the ‘grandparents support group’🥹

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

Indy Clinton has the most gorgeous kids in the world how are all 3 so perfect😩

[Bad Wolf Archives @BadWolfArchives]

me after begging my friends to take a photo of me

[Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug @SkewSmug]

Oh fuck off. If she was in a minimum wage job you'd demonise her, withhold benefits and make sure she was declared fit for work.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I go somewhere and realize I should have stayed at home

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me: "I love skincare!"

me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

Trigger point gotta be one of the best series out in a while

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I cringe sooooooo hard when
I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDDDD I EVERRRRR DO THAT!!!

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

Me and luc just got asked by someone at work if we’re each others only friend🤣😭

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

@TCholwill Er yes!

[Alana Matthews @alanamai_]

Stan being home for 1 week out of 6 until March, I’m in for a year with no boyfriend clearly🙃

[Georgia Bronte @GeorgiaBronte]

One of the best things about this time of year is the temperature of the tap water. It’s tap water season. Crisp and cold. No ice needed. Have a glass, fuck it, have 3. It’s the holidays.