Alana Mayo

History Student and Meme Enthusiast

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

you know what would be groundbreaking? some sort of minimal background check on if people on dating apps have a violent past instead of women having to share their experiences in private groups on fb

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

i’d prefer this instead of whatever tf sort of riddle they send to coles stores

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Smooth display assemble

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Why don't you like tight dresses?"
Me in tight dresses:

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

@oasisrec d’you know what i meannnn

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

me every time another cast falls out

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

just pushed out a suspiciously large clot… fly high little one 🫡🕊️

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

every day i relate to him more and more

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Hugh Grant falling asleep in the Royal Box during the Novak Djokovic and Flavio Cobolli match at Wimbledon. 😭😭😭

https://t.co/04t4oMmz2w

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

craving some cheese slaw rn

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

does this mean I can fuck off during a priority one call at work and still get employee of the month?

[6 News Australia @6NewsAU]

#BREAKING 🚨 Former prime minister Scott Morrison has received Australia's highest honour − appointed a Companion of the Order of Australia − for "eminent service" to the country through crises

Ex-PMs are usually given the appointment as part of the King's Birthday honours

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

cursed combo

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

18 year old coworker gasped when she found out my age because i “look so young”

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

oh we will

[Peter Dutton @Hon_PeterDutton]

You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend.

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

somehow survived this election cycle without a single text message from the trumpet of patriots. i consider this a badge of honour

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

manifesting having the disposable income to buy a bailey hikawa phone case and feel zero guilt afterwards

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

booking flights is all fun and games until you start overthinking them 5min afterwards

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

say sike right now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lipton have announced they are discontinuing their Peach Ice Tea flavour.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

We found bruv in a blokeless place

[Alana Mayo @alanamayo28]

I assure you we all were not gagging

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i can't believe this is what WE ALL were gagging over in 2017 like LMFAOOO😭😭😭???