Alana Eaker

I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

What is being in your 20s like?

•Using acne & wrinkle serums simultaneously
•Making ramen but also dabbling in the culinary arts
•Drinking on weekends but going to sleep by 11
•You have a living room now-nothing is in it but a couch
•The dollar store is sexy

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

Anyone else remember when these bad boys were in style and they’d pinch the heck out of your skin? Ahhh nostalgia...

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

Teachers value all essential workers, but that doesn’t mean our fear is invalid. Bless the people that commented on this post. Oh and the best part? Her name is Karen 🙃

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

@dylrosee I was literally just telling Coop we should get one

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

During quarantine my house is about to be the cleanest it’s ever been or the dirtiest it’s ever been... there will be no in between.

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

Me as I watch 2 yr old Stormi get an entire amusement park for her birthday and I’m just trying to get Publix cheesecake for mine ...

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

a whole mood

[jess @JessBelll1]

sitting in the hairdressers chair looking at yourself really does make your realise how ugly you are

[𝔄𝔩𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔬 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔷 𝔍ℜ @Jozr_]

Me hearing all the things I don’t want to accept but have to https://t.co/3WmK9E3Ouv

[silky johnson @tarebutton]

nobody:

gmail when you sign in from an unauthorized device:

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

@KathrynCrowley2 yes :)

[kaley @kaleynicoleann]

i am begging everyone to take 9 seconds out of their day to watch this.

[trish @ultragloss]

therapy:
- expensive
- months to years of hard work
- emotionally draining

walking around aimlessly at target for 5 hours:
- super effective
- emotionally healing
- vague popcorn scent
- u find cool stuff

[katelynn @katelynn_rae01]

therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: add to cart

therapist: no

[Alana Eaker @alanarose49]

Cooper: So some days I’m going to make a sandwich with two pieces of ham and one piece of turkey and other days it will be two pieces of turkey and one piece of ham

Marriage is wild y’all

[g @thecocainewitch]

That’s it!!! I’m starting a subscription only nail salon, $25-$75 a month for unlimited manipedis/waxing INCLUDING tips

Throw in a rewards program too, every 5 punches = upgraded pedicure w/ paraffin treatment

[MaKv👼🏽 @makkv3]

I’m too young for a baby. I’m too young for a baby. I’m too young for a baby. I’m too young for a baby. I’m too young for a baby.