Alan

I tweet about music , sports & politics.

[blink-182 TV @blink182tvx]

Travis Barker x Riley Reid👩🏼‍⚕️🔥
This is how blink-182 announced their 20th Anniversary tour of Enema Of The State! 🤯

Riley recreating the iconic album cover of Janine❤️
@travisbarker • @blink182 • @rileyreidx3 ✍🏻

[Alejandro ⚡ @alex21rocha]

This is the best World Cup, if you don't agree, you're just a hater

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The Axis Powers have been eliminated

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

+ Yo en la mesa: "Que mal que pateó el negro"
- Mi bisabuelo:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The cleaning staff after Japan got eliminated:

[Alan @alanbp33]

Im gonna sound like an asshole but GERMANY played better when the roster was full of 100% Germans. They have been ASS these past 10 years.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: *puts on the Ring*

EYE OF SAURON:

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

Best angle of this clip. Sophie stirred up an entire league by simply pointing a finger. They do not like the fearless, straight white girl calling them on their crap.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇫🇷 Paris 100 years ago vs. Paris today

notice any difference?

Sources: @JamesLucasIT, @Geronimuslll / Writer: Oliver

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

When bro nearly killed Usain Bolt😳

[NekuP @NekuP]

Este periodista mexicano diciendo lo que todo el mundo piensa de Uruguay hoy en día. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

CONTRAGOLPE PARA PORTUGAL, AHÍ VA CRISTIANO RONALDO 🤯💣

[Pepe @abobarman]

Cuando estás aprendiendo a manejar con tu papá y se pone en verde el semáforo:

[Ta luego gente @TaLuegoGente]

Mi viejo: alumbrame acá y pasame el phillips
Yo: El que?
Mi viejo:

[nicoo @nicodauson_]

mi viejo cuando no me acuerdo de la contraseña de su mail

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Gilberto Mora jugando el mundial:

[Out Of Context Madrid @Vera_RMCF]

Endrick- i have a jewish gf

Ancelotti-

[Yonan @yonann]

Neil Patrick Harris says the How I Met Your Mother cast made $250K a week, then admits he wanted his own deal

Howard: "does everyone make $250,000 a week by the end?"

NPH: "yeah, everyone made the same, when all of a sudden it's season 4 to 5 and it's time to... now we're in syndication, so everyone starts asking for more money"

"everyone gathers together internally and decides, do we wanna go individually... or do we wanna go unified as a cast"

"there's like one holdout who says, fuck you guys, I think I can do better on my own. I was more in the latter camp than the former camp"

Howard: "so the asshole was you"

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture