ROCK

I preferred it when all this was twitter

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

You couldn't make this shit up *makes this shit up

[Metal Hammer @MetalHammer]

"If there’s one thing that we hate, it’s being compared to Korn or Tool. We’re far better than that.” The mystery of the 90s band that almost gave the UK an answer to Limp Bizkit - then vanished without a trace https://t.co/DKvxwgZjDg

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

Why can’t we all just get along? Be nice? Accept that we’re different but going through the same shit but in a different place.
How can you hate someone you’ve never met? Is the world so small we can’t fit everyone on it? We’re just passengers and life is too short.

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady As long as I can remember I’ve had an imaginary boat, and that’s where I put them, at some point it will be full, and then I pull the imaginary plug and sink it, I think it’s getting pretty full but I’m not finished yet 😜

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

#NewProfilePic

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady Yep they both need to go away forever, the world is being run by pensioners that wouldn’t get a job in the normal world, it’s crazy

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady Same, apart from the grown up son bit, Noah?? I’m greyer, I’m older, I worked through the pandemic as I was and still am working for the nhs, soo what do you think about this war then? 😒

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady It’s me, I’ve just reloaded the app, and it’s so different, so what you been up to smiley? 😊

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady Ok, Alan was my side kick butler dog in our ridiculous stories, I’m a bit older than you and you used to like reminding me of that, you’ve got a son with an unusual name, and I was known as Montgomery ROCK 🤟😎🤟

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@bopinklady Yep

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

I’m back🤟

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

Male, looking for fun
Likes:
Eating
Sleeping
Wallowing in my own self pity

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

Twitters not for me

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

I upped my game and now the games up

[Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria]

Just once, I want someone to look at me and say, “That’s her. She’s the one”

And not follow it with “who ate cake out of the garbage”

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

Her: l like older guys

Me: really? you should checkout my flaccid dick, it's well wrinkly

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@someboysjumper Give it time it'll grow on you

[ROCK @alandogbutler]

@someboysjumper A piece of tap water might be better?

[Funbags McFuckstick™ @mc_funbags]

Why do people blame McDonald's for getting them fat? No, fuckpad, it's your own greedy self that got you fat. You weren't force fed!

[Cam @GinAndJif]

*about to fall asleep*

Brain: Did people make paper aeroplanes before actual aeroplanes were invented...?