Alan fader

I love Jordan. (sometimes)

[🪬 Goddess Joules Opia Femdom Hypnosis @GoddessJoules]

Wear a dang mask

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@LukeBrush30 @NJRange Don’t let this man fool you. All good vibes until we lose 😂

[Josh @JoshHill29]

Idk man.. I’m just amazed I squatted 135x1 with one leg only two months after my amputation 😂👍🏻

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@MoontypeGaming @JagexSupport Best of luck. You’ll be receiving your generic email here shortly about how macro bans aren’t able to be appealed. I follow them and I see this constantly. Big lack in customer support.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@NJRange Console can’t match PC performance.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@JarrettPearce2 “Yeah good point”

[Patrick Conn @PatrickConnCFB]

Pastor Michael is preaching

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@Ben_Bayles @LukeBrush30 @OldTakesExposed Oh ok, here we go again. Key word=TD.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@LukeBrush30 With 49ers being at home, good chance. Unless Gordon shows out. If he does show out it definitely won’t be a end of the game scenario.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@LukeBrush30 @JarrettPearce2 I thought he meant he was playing against.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@NJRange You keep talking like this and imma have to make a trip to Lexington.

[Dannielle @cdbest4]

Why does my brother look like Ellen DeGeneres? America please explain

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In case anybody was wondering, the most followed astrophysicist on Twitter is @JimmyFallon.

[Alan fader @alanfader]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[FOX 32 News @fox32news]

I'll take "Out-of-control Beverage Carts" for $2,000, Alex.

This happened at Chicago's O'Hare Airport earlier today. (Video credit: Kevin Klauer)

[Alan fader @alanfader]

@colby_dale10 @JarrettPearce2 They’d name it Colby and it would instantly downgrade to a thunderstorm. 🌧