Alan Filtness

Lean sigma MBB, part time chef, owner of fictional restaurant with a love of Horseradish, Peanut Butter, Lego, LFC.

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

.@McDonalds sat in a full restaurant where no one has food, yet scores of delivery drivers continue to come in and out? If delivery is the priority, then why call them restaurants? Shall I order my food from Uber to eat in your restaurant?

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

It’s not Christmas without #HomeAlone

[James Bond @007]

Daniel Craig and the @astonmartin V8 on location for #Bond25

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

@gareththomas14 we shared a beer a few years ago at the OXO tower just wanted to send you my support & best wishes...#respect for a true gent...

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Ha ha @RichieFirth https://t.co/AJEw8VOKch

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

RIP Arsenal's season. 2017-2018.

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

'Panicked New York City residents rushed to shops before the snow came, clearing shelves of milk, eggs, and kale, the New YorkTimes reported'.... Kale?? Really?? #Snowmageddon

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

I think the winner of #GBBOFinal Will be .....

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

@stuartaelmore Is it #fiveguys ?

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Hey there @ManUtd

This has been just found abandoned on the M62

I believe it's yours

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Think of me @markchapman Instead of being @LFC I am going to an antenatal class with @beccyhuxtable #LIVMUN #youknowwhatimean

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Oh @BegumNadiya I thought you meant I teaspoon of each spice... for your Indian Five Spice Stry-fry... pregnant g/f now blown away!! #fod

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Is @DanielSturridge injured again? Come on... this can't be happening!! #LFC #AudiCup

[Slash @Slash]

Thank you to everybody who came to a show on this Euro leg! It was an awesome experience! Every crowd in every country kicked ass! iiii]; )'

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

There are worse places to be watching #f1 #BritishGrandPrix

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Beautiful day @GBfoodfestival .. looking forward to seeing @luistroyano @KelmarshHall #food #GBBO

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Why would anyone come to a #foodfestival and bring your own food when there is so many great stalls???? @KelmarshHall #fiid

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Brilliant Gemma !!!! https://t.co/3SUAfRctL7

[Slash @Slash]

Fucking kick ass crowd in London tonight! Seriously, unbelievable! Thanks so much! I could hug the shit out of all of you! Cheers! iiii]; )'

[del james @deljamesgang]

Next stop London!

#NotInThisLifetimeTour @gunsnroses

[Alan Filtness @alanfiltness]

Come on!!!! #SCOENG