Alan

Recently retired, man of opinions...loves Lorraine, family and Arsenal, loathes THfc and everything about that small club.

[Alan @alangbliss]

@AFTPNews @ron_eisele Wasn’t it Nigger?

[Alan @alangbliss]

Have you thought about taking up watching a sport that you actually understand?

[Rodin Simi @RodinSimi]

Two of my favourite teams: I hate one too much and love the other too much that I’d hate-watch the first if it means the second draws and the first loses.

Today’s predictions:

Chelsea 5-1 Hull City
Sunderland 4-2 Arsenal

Sunderland at home is a nightmare for everyone. With Arsenal lacking creativity in midfield, Sunderland are capable of winning this game.

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@martyr_xx Do Stephano

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@Fulwellendbogs @DeanBamford5 @Theleaguemag Never Joe Baker, I think it’s Tommy Boot

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@Arsenalnewschan What a load of old tosh, they were clearly second best after running their mouths for a week. They need to suck it up and stop whinging

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@RodinSimi Oh dear!!

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@RodinSimi That went wrong didnt it….

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@ydk_master D. Webb

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@damzychillin I can! Jim Furnell, GeoffStrong, Ray Kennedy, Michael Thomas to name a few? Football didn’t start when you began to watch it.

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Hey @SpursOfficial is it already St Totteringham’s Day? #spursy

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I tried this today but it just crumbled and fell apart… so I flushed it down the toilet

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@InvertTheWing That went well!!

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@footballconfid1 That’s a very Spursy thought

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@Spursology_ That ended well…

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@SB8308715342770 Big Fat Zero . If they were so good why would they be available to you?

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@bridagul You have! Im wetting my pants laughing

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@hotspurreports You defintely are

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@GazzaFox1980 @JonnyH3232 There you go!!

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@JonnyH3232 How’s it going so far? Same shit different season?

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@Lord_Sugar @MemzAFC You really should be laughing, I’m in stitches