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[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@NickFerrariLBC you've been putting in the hours today! That wedding must've cost a bloody fortune 🤣

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@NickFerrariLBC Jesus Christ Mr. Ferrari what a treat today! Listened to you this morning on LBC was flicking through TV and see you on This morning (I'm off sick due to heart attack) then had a real treat seeing you on Sky news tonight!

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@lookfantastic Good morning Macey.. unfortunately I can't private message as I am not verified? I have gone onto your website and have left message there.
Kind regards Alan.

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@lookfantastic Absolutely fuming.Our daughter was sooo excited to open her Advent..and guess what..opened Day 1 and empty...thanks for that!

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

Just a little update my wife has just checked and Day 17 is missing too... terrible

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@jkyleofficial Hello mate see you in the garage searching for a key..this key was found on stanpit marsh. Don't know if you were over there?

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@SoVeryBritish I'm fucked!

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@gillinghamjoe I like puff pastry

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@2SHYMC @Loxycylon Proper grim...

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@mrjamesob Ref Spin to win on This morning...its happened again today but rebranded as "household bills"

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@ladbible Drawing with Tottenham last weekend!

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@djrichieroberts Utter perfection...

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@charIotttee Good work

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@Eksman_mc What a diamond...they will never forget that gesture 👏

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@ILLAMAN Your music brings so much happiness to many..I know it's also helped me when I'm low. I really hope you can kick that cunt of depression into touch!

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@thegreenwuman And partial to a bit of butane gas...

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@ILLAMAN You got it spot on...dirty shitcunts

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@ladbible For sale sign

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@eddychemical Jurassic Classic

[alan howe @alanhowe38]

@DavidLammy did the last caller not see how Will Smith was laughing so much until he see Jada's reaction