Alani

manifesto of procrastination

[Alani @alanikimora]

@elonmusk @Tesla
We need to be able to queue songs from our screen. A long hold or something…

[Alani @alanikimora]

@sasha_loyola What’s your favorite one?

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Boss: you’re late
Gemini: bold of you to assume I’ve accepted the concept of time as a reality

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: Are you sober right now
Gemini: Yeah, this is like actually me

[Alani @alanikimora]

We should discuss the net worth of the board members @NYCMarymount

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Rob Walton, a key owner of Walmart, can afford an estimated $226 million for an antique car collection that includes 12 Ferraris, 6 Porsches, 2 Maseratis and a 1963 Corvette Grand Sport Roadster, you know what? Walmart can afford to pay at least $15/hour to all of its workers.

[luvr grl @itslesliegloria]

“soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised”

so you agree? that companies rely on the exploitation of their employees to sustain themselves?

[Ava Williams @adventureava]

New York City rejoices.

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

WE HAVE A WOMAN OF COLOR AS A VP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alani @alanikimora]

BYEEE @realDonaldTrump

[Alani @alanikimora]

They say if you purchase Trump merch with real, green money, you’ll be among the first to experience Darwinism

[Kathy Lewis @KathyLewisforFL]

Happy Down Syndrome Awareness Month! October won't be the only month we celebrate. I look forward to kicking off November by continuously bringing awareness to all Americans with disabilities. #VoteForKathy #DownSyndromeAwareness #DownRightPerfect

[Anna Berserk 🆎️ @BerserkAnna]

Wishing Jonathan the tortoise a very happy 188th birthday. He is the oldest known living terrestrial animal in the world🥳

[Alani @alanikimora]

@bitch_idiot_95 Every look is a serve.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Today is a perfect day to arrest Breonna Taylor’s killers.

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[Alani @alanikimora]

I don’t want to hear “the need for peaceful protest” when the Klan rode around harassing our people and burning down our homes and businesses, FOR NO DAMN REASON. Wake the fuck up! #BlackLivesMatter