Alan Ingram

Trolling. GoDaddy alumni. UWGB alumni. Father of 4. Python. Powershell. my life in GIFs.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@BalosKenne65649 @Fatima_Khatun01 @elonmusk @grok Now you have 24 hours to respond. You thought it was lies 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@Playteaux1 Most races you’re disqualified for touching ANYONE not authorized during a run. Rules are rules. The guy after her could’ve been a jerk to take her spot and had her disqualified - Then what?

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@progressive today will be the 4TH time I’ll need to call to ADD SAME FUCKING SERVICE!!! I NEEDED the service last night couldn’t use it!! Piece of shit company and service reps! Leaving this company BEHIND

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

Fuck that bitch

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: U.S. taxpayers will reportedly be on the hook for nearly $5 million to the family of Ashli Babbitt.

That’s right—you and I are paying millions to the estate of a woman who illegally stormed the U.S. Capitol, ignored repeated police warnings, and attempted to force her way into the Speaker’s Lobby—just feet away from lawmakers certifying a democratic election.

Imagine if someone breached the White House fence, entered the White House and was trying to enter the Oval office to get to Trump. Would you want their family compensated if they were killed by Secret Service?

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@Uber_Support why can’t you get a live fucking agent for a current ride!

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@danawhite is the biggest piece of trash USA ever produced

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Welcome to Donald Trump’s America, where sex traffickers are welcomed as heroes and heroes are treated like trash.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@sirDukeDevin So much wasted paint. A match and bottle of lighter fluid would’ve sufficed.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@chime fix your SITE!
Chrome and edge

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

Even the Super Bowl ads suck under Donald Trump.
#FuckTrump

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@EvaKoolfella @JoJoFromJerz When you come in and rip everything apart yeah you expedite the blame.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@JoJoFromJerz Don’t ask questions you know they can’t answer 😂

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@Canada @CanadaTrade hoooold!! Against idiot @realDonaldTrump all of TRUE AMERICANS are WITH YOU!!!!!!

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@gnoticerx His reputation isn’t damaged. Anyone with a brain already knew who he was. Trump cultist just selected to forget. But they’re being reminded right now.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@ZeddFred I have several on my desk right now

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@TerryRick34264 @AntiLeftMemes @elonmusk How would YOUR idea have helped in NOLA, given the suspect was born here and served in the Army 🤷🏽‍♂️ racists usually never think that far ahead. It’s ok.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@Niatross77 @BreannaMorello None. He’ll be too busy chasing UFOs in the desert to do anything that requires work

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@BreannaMorello THIS is what you focused on? City under attack by an extremist US Army veteran and you’re worried about fucking face piercings 🤦🏽‍♂️ wow just wow

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@RepMTG I’ll support this statement when someone finds TRUTH in it and I ain’t talking about social.

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

imagine having 90 followers and a blue check mark LMAO can we say "THIRSTYYYYY" LMAO

[Alan Ingram @alanjingram]

@DingdongTha1st @FreeThinkerFit i would say something but you got 90 followers and blue check mark LMAO