Alan Johnson

Do you know what I hear. Pour me, pour me another drink

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@AllanMuldowney @anon_opin I disagree with the no incentive to improve part. If you as a government were in charge of trains that just never showed up you'd be at risk of losing in the next election, so keeping their job is the incentive.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@Jamesta32842014 @anon_opin Does trickle down economics work though? Or has the wealth divide just continued to grow over the last 40 or so years?

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@MSSdarts He's shown lots of little bits of improvement as he's kept coming back, obviously very dedicated

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@Jo5yan @anon_opin As a genuine question does this mean I'd be expected to do a days work free of charge? If that's the case that can sod off

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@dannyliv12 @TheAthleticFC @lauriewhitwell Slight disagree, I'd love him to win the league next year but if he gets anything above 75 points I'd be happy as that's progress.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@FabrizioRomano So the most successful club in Spain and Europe has had titles robbed from them. I've got no preference when it comes to Barcelona or Real Madrid but this is the biggest load of conspiracy, post truth, fake news bollocks ever made up isn't it.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@anon_opin Please may I have a drink is perfectly fine and reasonable way to say it. In fact if you use it at the end of the sentence it feels like you've used your manners as an after thought, but if you say it at the beginning it means being polite is of utmost importance.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@SPAUTD @WayneSBarton I think you're confused mate. My point initially was why are Arsenal fans so upset about Bruno winning fwa player of the year when they're going for the league and champions league. Anyway, have a nice day 👍

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@SPAUTD @WayneSBarton I really don't get your point. All I'm saying is, as a United fan, while I love having Bruno and wouldn't swap him for anyone else, if I was given a choice between winning the league and having the player of the year I'd choose winning the league. Surely you'd agree with that?!?

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@UnitedStandMUFC Stop talking like it's a possibility. He's happy in Paris, has probably the best team in Europe and earns about €12m a year.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@SmalePerry @fesshole I was just having this conversation on Sunday. If there's no alcohol tax surely they should be cheaper, even if they take the same amount of effort to make.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@Eduvibes @UnitedStandMUFC Exactly, if they can't afford Rashford because of his wages they can't afford the Gordon transfer fee

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@livedarts He should have withdrew then. I know Hildesheim is hard to get to but someone else could have taken that chance.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@fc_mossman Big question is this, per 90 minutes how much of the match was spent tied under Amorim vs under Carrick?

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@AndyRobsonTips Sounds like a great plan

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

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[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@RHATTERS @anon_opin Beat me to it

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@ExegeekPrime @LunarWolf_333 @susie_dent I think you're missing the point. OP was saying there should be a word for when you make up a word with an obvious meaning, angryfying was just an example.

[Alan Johnson @AlanJohnsonPeep]

@lfc_eddie_ @90sfootball No problem my friend, nice to have a sensible chat