Alan Reese

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[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@TomFornelli If number 1 is a reference to Miami, they’re only in because Duke won and they didn’t want to leave the ACC out. So no they don’t.

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@caitiedelaney Was it not a Margaret Qualley announcement

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@mickmami She went to bed

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@TomFornelli

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@double_leg_32 @TideRecruits101 It happens

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@double_leg_32 @TideRecruits101 Didn’t lose 🤘

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@AlexBryant23 @DA__LANDL0RD Oregon State won 8. All while being Oregon State

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@T__Baloney @lucy_rohden Sadly, we have a pretty full squad haha

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@QuibiInfluencer @jamierohrig @Jimmy63614 @KVanValkenburg Oh yeah Penn State’s is admittedly better, but not by much. They get to claim an Oregon qUaLiTy LoSs

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@jamierohrig @Jimmy63614 @KVanValkenburg In fact, Penn State has a similar resume!

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Every time one of the have-nots in CFB grab one tiny morsel of the sports biggest spoils, the establishment loses its shit and insists they're unworthy and must be beaten back down to serf status so the lords can continue gorging at the feast of plenty. It's exhausting.

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

“We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.”

In which borough will they play sir?

“None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.”

Wow, these two teams must win very often sir.

“Almost never.”

[Keenan @Nittanylion02]

That trade is so funny man. Went from a guy that despite some box score numbers you could feel his negative impact to a guy that could completely evade the box score and you can still feel the positive impact he’s making on the game

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

This is what it looks like when you celebrate the depth and breadth of college football, when you look past the same few teams and tell other schools they matter

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@LocktoMinny Fake QB run

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

This is going to sound like I'm lying but when this popped up I said out loud "pfft, who is Wazzu's kicker? Janikowski?" And then their kicker trotted on the field and made me look like the biggest fool in the history of fools

[Alan Reese @alanjreese]

@DrakeGatsby WITHOUT looking it up

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@ShutdownFullcas More!

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Hahahahahahahahahaha Go Bears. Hold that L, Auburn @CalFootball