Alan

[Alan @alanl126]

@alastair10 @doddsy1975 @NUFC

[Alan @alanl126]

@eneeforty 😂

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

YOUR CARABAO CUP FINALISTS! 🔥🔥

[Alan @alanl126]

Me to everyone who called me stupid for putting £2 on Big Dan Burn first goal every week….. #NUFC

[Alan @alanl126]

I might watch this video every morning as part of my morning routine for the rest of time 😍

[Alan @alanl126]

Hope Dan Burn changes his name by deed poll to Big Dan Burn. It just feels like the right thing to do #NUFC

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Burnley Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Neanderthal man in modern clothing as our new Manager.

[Alan @alanl126]

The beautiful game 😍

[Alan @alanl126]

@whitey85uk Was mortal ha - and absolutely baffled at them being on a streak on a timezone. Since when’s that a thing?!?

[Alan @alanl126]

Good win on the GMT time zone (UTC+0) for the Toon today

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Man City have won 29 of their last 30 Premier League games played on the GMT time zone (UTC+0), losing just one - to Man Utd last March.

They're currently losing 1-0 to Southampton! 👀

[@OptaJoe]

[Alan @alanl126]

@nickw128 @SkySports You trolling it’s an absolute peach with a brand new ball? Ha

[Alan @alanl126]

Genuinely love this guy

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Steady on Thomas 😂🙄

[Emma @emmwright_]

Everyone just needs to appreciate how funny this is

[SPORF @Sporf]

📅 On 07/07...

🤔 ...who is the best #7 ever?

[Alan @alanl126]

This is mad

[mark 🇸🇱 @marksparko]

A thread: How Wigan Athletic have been victim to one of the greatest sporting scandals of all time.

[Alan @alanl126]

Actually love Ally McCoist!

[talkSPORT Boxing @boxing_ts]

“He’s certainly the greatest goal scorer [in Premier League history].” ⚽️

“How can you question someone for being too loyal!?” 🤯

“He was playing for the club he grew up supporting... How can it get any better than that?” 👏

Ally McCoist on #NUFC legend @AlanShearer ⚫️⚪️

[Alan @alanl126]

What an animal 😅