Alan

Crisp bottle sender, check picker upper ΑΔΦ

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

When you have the best producer in the world😂

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

On the left: Bo Scarbrough in 10th grade...On the right: Me in 11th grade. Now I know why Alabama never called.

[Todd Gurley II @TG3II]

Cook the truth

[Theo Schneider @theoschneider5]

Crazy how just a few words can change everything, like "I love you" or "there's an open bar"

[bryn westerlind @brynola_barr]

things I've gained in tally: weight, trust issues, alcohol tolerance

[Pat @great_GASTby]

Harambe was murdered, we still haven't stopped Kony, the presidential election is a joke.. but the Cubbies just saved 2016 #FlyTheW

[Kiere @OfficialKiere]

I thought somebody was eating ass tbh.. https://t.co/ghONr3WVtb