Alan Maskell

[Alan Maskell @alanmaskell]

@rustyrockets @ggreenwald Does this man smoke pot and then just wave his hands around,whilst stringing unconnected words together?

[Alan Maskell @alanmaskell]

Hey Google, how many goals did Melbourne score in the first half #AFLEaglesDees

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@WXII Typical BP, can’t build Gas Stations or oil platforms

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@FOX4 If they searched nearly everyone I knows house, they would find some weed

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

This is terrible of Apple.

Also, physical media is your friend. It's yours forever.

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@MrJamesRitchie @piersmorgan @DailyMail @markwahlberg Has a wank

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@1999jolie She is getting better looking with age, unlike Hugh

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@JuddApatow @CBS @CBSNews @CBSThisMorning He can advise CBS on how not to be a cunt, just do the opposite of whatever he does

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@chrismacheras @RWitherspoon @Naomi_Osaka_ @serenawilliams Am I the only one who can recognise sarcasm?

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@Baddiel All Saga holidays and cheap car insurance

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@rustyrockets I wonder who will be on the cover next month and the month after that?

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@IanWright0 He nearly blasted it wide, nerves I suspect

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@AHamiltonSpirit @USAttyBash I make that signal all the time while scuba diving

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@jamieleecurtis Me and wife were saying exactly the same, time there should be spent on your kids, not drinking.

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@IanWright0 Happy days

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@piersmorgan Ha Ha, you sure are

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@mattletiss7 If you ever have a spare couple of hours , just type Matt Le Tissiers best goals into YouTube

[Alan Maskell @alanmaskell]

@JonyIveParody Love the Nokia, should have gone Android years ago instead of getting into bed with Microsoft

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@FinnSwanson9 @Mapletop453 @StephenKing I'm not, he was a War monger who changed his views when he got sick so he could leave a good legacy, guess what, it worked

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@markfollman Everyone knows they hated each other, what was he meant to say?