Alan M Hardman

In Amsterdam, previously of Dubai, Liverpool and Euxton, Lancashire. Dad to 2 gorgeous girls, husband, #rovers fan, coffee lover. Got to be in it to win it

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@my_wheels hey, why are there no cars available in Monnickendam anymore? There used to be lots!

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@AjaxFancare this was a #ajaxdebut earlier in the season, back again today for a return to winning ways I hope!

[Blackburn Rovers @Rovers]

9⃣ To celebrate the opening of our brand new 'Shearer Suite', we've teamed up with the Terrace Store to give you the chance to win a 'Shearer 9 cushion' signed by the legendary striker!

📲 Simply retweet and follow @theterracelife to enter.

#Rovers 🔵⚪️

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@DanClough87 Surely Matt Jansen!

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@derekmorr @signalapp They don’t show or play, just a blank space where someone has sent something or if I’m searching a gif within the app. All worked fine up until a couple of weeks backs.

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@signalapp hey, I’ve tried via every other means to get an answer and got nowhere. Why won’t gifs and videos work on my iphone in your app? I’ve reinstalled it, checked all settings etc but just won’t work. Very frustrating in message groups.

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@icanandido @BavarianRovers Only just bloody seeing this! Been off twitter since Musk took over, would have done this with you!

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Kenneth Williams attacked workers for going on strike.

This was Michael Parkinson's response.

Rest in Peace Parky.

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

BOGGIES!

[Dick and Dom @dickndom]

#GeneralElectionNow you twisted fucks.

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@domhauschild @christopherhope Well done, fabrication of truth to try and get a reaction, lowest of the low.

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings since the queen died…

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

17 years old, size of the fecker!

[Elliott Jackson @_ElliottJackson]

It's big step up today but Ash Phillips has passed every test so far.

A huge call from JDT to trust him in a big Championship match but one fans will get behind.

#Rovers

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

Oh the memories, having started watching @Rovers in the mid 80's, home and away with my Dad, from 2nd div to the champs league. Full members cup victory, defeat over 2 legs to Palace to deny us promotion to 1st Div, victory at Wembley over Leicester to get to PL, then this....

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

4 unbelievable years @Rovers Uncle Jacks Blue & White army 🔵⚪️ #PL30 #kingkenny

[Reggie, Blackrock Road @Askaudreylike]

I'm making a history podcast for English people called Are You Sure We're Talking About the Same Cromwell?

#LizTruss #Cromwell

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

Oi @SkySportsNews why are ####### ahead of @Rovers in your table? Both won 1-0 and Blackburn is alphabetically before the town those six fingered, dingle, inbreds come from

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

Come on you blues!

[Blackburn Rovers @Rovers]

🔢 Your first team news of 22-23!

©️ New club captain Travis takes the armband.
🇬🇧 A competitive debut for Brittain.
1⃣ Vale's first senior start.
🤕 Carter misses out through injury.

#ROVvQPR | #Rovers 🔵⚪️

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

Blimey RT @mcintyremike: This Magnum P.I. clip is bonkers. https://t.co/EEDIp11xKu

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

@peterlillie Well that’s out of left field!

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

We’ve all got mates like this…

[Alan M Hardman @alanmhardman]

This

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Rishi Sunak needs to stop interrupting, and I'm saying that even though the person he's interrupting is Liz Truss and she's talking utter shite.