alanna

hot dog, leap frog, and holy cow

[alanna @alannanicole_]

@Tha5SOSFamily On my birthday how kind of them🤑🤑🤑

[Onetornado @onetornado1]

fortnite:

[Left Flank Veterans @LeftFlankVets]

Russia Invades Ukraine brought to you by Applebees!

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20 years from now kids will write DBQs about this

[glocky @chefkumquat]

i blew hot cheeto dust in da Queen face n she fuckin flatlined

[steven avocado @StevenAvocado]

Breaking: Vaccinated people can bring out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

White people be like “let’s split up and look for clues”

[alanna @alannanicole_]

She’s a 10 but astronaut in the ocean was on her top songs of 2021

[alanna @alannanicole_]

@livwagggs For this I will return to not only Twitter but also the states

[alanna @alannanicole_]

Is it white trash to go to ikea for dinner

[alanna @alannanicole_]

@catscott97 they also took off house hunters i feel faint

[alanna @alannanicole_]

chopped is no longer on hulu i can’t breathe

[alanna @alannanicole_]

handwriting a personal apology letter to every trader joe’s employee i’ve looked up and down

[alanna @alannanicole_]

shoutout to the woman on my flight loudly listening to a 9/11 audiobook

[alanna @alannanicole_]

can “t-shirt” refer to a shirt with long sleeves

[alanna @alannanicole_]

the specialty kit kat i stole from cvs at 8am completely melted in my car

summertime baby let’s goooo

[alanna @alannanicole_]

@KyleMorgenstein kyle this is so funny