Alan Segee

Sox fan...second rate volleyball player...yeah, that's about it

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

Disappointed to find out that @TheYankeeCandle no longer recycles. Don’t bother bringing back your used candles

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

I keep hoping that @StopandShop will remember that it still has people who want to shop AT their stores, but I don’t think they feel we are a priority anymore

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How does MTV still have video music awards? Shouldn’t they be hosting the badly scripted reality show awards?

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My annual trip to Twitter to wish @ZacBoyes a Happy Birthday

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So @NESN cuts ties for all YouTubeTV users but will broadcast a game this week on @YouTube? Figure it out already

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

Nothing worse than a late July game between two .500 teams

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@ZacBoyes Slacking. My tweet was out almost 8 seconds before you replied

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

The worst part about going to my dentist is that she has an “oldies” station on and it’s music from when I was in high school. It’s worse than the drill

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@KristinMWard72 I saw this in my DVR. Looking forward to it

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

I’m a big fan of the app “Overdrive” which allows you to download ebooks from your local library. I’m a little confused why my local library would have a Stephen King novel in German. Though it explains the short wait.

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This is a first. Just got a call from Albania. #spam #telemarketer

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Well, I gave @eBay a try. #fail

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It’s all downhill after you get a telemarketing call in Chinese!

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I suggest we lock Joe Buck in a room with Vin Scully. Not because Scully could teach him how it's done, but hopefully the 90 year old Scully will kick his ass for making the profession look bad! @joebucksucks1

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I will never understand how people can’t understand that they are going to slow in the passing lane. #moveover. #getaclue

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I’m wearing so much Off you could shove a wick up my ass and sell me as a citronella candle

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I can do one of two things. I can pay @CoxComm every month for internet or I can have internet. You can’t have both.

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

The daily @CoxComm internet shut-off came early today

[Alan Segee @alansegee]

The words every athletic trainer loves to hear while doing a sideline evaluation on a youth athlete. “His mother is a pediatrician and hates sports. She’s coming up behind you”

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Without fail, once a day, the internet from @CoxHelp just stops working