Alan Stewart

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

84 awards, including:

. Goal Of The Season
. The 'Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose' Award For Outstanding Official Club Post
. Best Headline
. Martin + Nancy awards

It's the 2025/26 Alternative Scottish Football Awards, and it's the biggest awards yet

https://t.co/rwr52MiAgX

[Eddie Steak @EddieSteak]

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

[Alan Stewart @alanstewart97]

The only St Mirren fan I’ve seen who sees it like it is

[Jordan @jordanmurray_9]

Robbo seems to be on the same path as he was at Motherwell. Good few seasons grinding out results with belief in players and cup runs then all came crashing down with rotten signings before walking away and leaving a mess

[Alan Stewart @alanstewart97]

@JohnGraham12 You tripped over something and fell towards the road, the car just came by as you landed so was just a case of bad timing really

[Dodge @seidodge]

First contender for 2026’s sporting moment of the year. Magical

[Finn @Blueflying08]

@scotball_ His cousin jarjar is quite decent aswell

[‏ً @mrmovedathand]

please go on his profile and look up grandma

[Pro Wrestling Centel @PWCentel]

Tonight’s first hour of #SmackDown will be commercial-free and will be dedicated to the late Hulk Hogan.

The first hour will include a 10-bell salute and pre-recorded statements from current and past #WWE superstars.

In a tribute to Hulk, no Black superstars will be present.

[Lani @Lanipator]

Hulk Hogan will have to be cremated because he refused to be buried, brother.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Because I come from a highly educated university, I’ve checked this and the math adds up.

[RYBACK @Ryback]

It’s called selling you feed me moron. Good to see you “fans” are pieces of shit equally to everyone in the business though.

[Motherwell FC @MotherwellFC]

Today we remember those we lost in 2024.

May they rest in peace ❤️

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The laughter wasn't even scripted and you can't tell me otherwise

[Msetya0 @Msetya13]

That's certainly an interesting tweet, now what's with the rest of the thre-

[𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐕𝐞𝐧 @WrestlingCovers]

This mfer actually tweeted during his match!!😭😭😭😭 #WrestleMania
https://t.co/u5kidoOsYG