Alan Yates

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb pls can you escalate CPWEB4337538. Power has now been off for over 24 hours

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[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater leaking pipes, cnr Ilkley and Paddock in Athol Sandton. Please come fix ASAP

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater leaking water meter at the Cnr of Ilkley and Paddock Rd, Atholl.

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater please can I get a response?

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater I logged this leak on the 14th of January and no one has been out yet. Please can someone come sort it out? Cnr of Ilkley Rd and Paddock Rd, Athol

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater leaking water meter at the Cnr of Ilkley and Paddock Rd, Atholl.

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb please escalate ref CPWEB3191009. The technicians came and moved us to prepaid today but the meter isn’t registered, so we can’t buy electricity! Been in the dark for hours.

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb New reference is CPWEB3183513. Please escalate

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb reference CP2733071. Please escalate! Been without power for 36 hours now!

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@JHBWater Hi there, our water meter is leaking at 119 Ilkley Rd, Atholl. Please come and fix.

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

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[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb How many technicians are working on the weekend? Where are we on the list?

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb our power has been out since 12:00 yesterday! The call has been allocated but no one has been out to help yet!! Please help. CP2715525

[Alan Yates @alanyates]

@CityPowerJhb We have still got no power and it has now been 24 hours!!! Please don’t escalate- that does nothing. Please tell me what is actually going on!!