alara

that’s the way she goes

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I don’t know who made this but I think about it a lot

[Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet]

“Welcome to the first day of school everyone. Let’s do introductions.”

My name is Dan

“Ooh it says here ‘Daniel’”

I go by Dan

“OK I’ll have to call your parents and let them know”

[Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor]

The 9 most creative social media ads I've collected this week:

1. World Wildlife Foundation

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Every job application should have to ask "When would be a good month to release a Haunted Mansion movie?" and if you say "July" you do not get the job.

[alara @alarajones]

Me too

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

if someone tucked my hair behind my ear i would lose all motor function and collapse on the spot

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

what is the psychology behind men not acknowledging half of what you text them

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

They’re so painfully greedy

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Teachers can only deduct $250 in school supplies on their taxes, but billionaire Harlon Crow can write off his super yacht.😐

Why? Because millionaire politicians funded by billionaires & corps write tax law for billionaires. We need a Congress for working people—not the .1%

[alara @alarajones]

I miss having like 20 inside jokes with one person 😕

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

my period comes in every month tells me to kill myself and then leaves

[Neweis @N3weis]

She should separate priests and little boys instead

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

if their work is that important, pay them like their work is that important

[earth tones, with a vest @hatedbyvegans]

“Soft launch” this “hard launch” that, back in my day if you were even slightly interested in someone you’d post full photos of them on main for mcm or wcw

[alara @alarajones]

My coworkers have become comfortable enough with me to roast me for my height, and the kids don’t have filters, so I go to work and am just bullied by everyone all day 😂😭

[alara @alarajones]

Not me forcing the kids at film camp to watch the Lorax lol

[alara @alarajones]

I absolutely love this idea 😂