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just an asshole looking for an outlet, probably drunk while I'm tweeting.

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@nswoffer Sorry I don't pull out.

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@Awilkes1 That ass tho!!!

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@_ShakiraMarie Tequila my old friend....

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Sober ended hrs ago sorry

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Drunk at home by myself on a Wednesday.... yay me

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Check out AaronChristy3337's video! #TikTok https://t.co/nnO0xNDHTb

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The thing I miss most about being in a relationship is laying in bed, her head on my chest talking about random stuff.

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@shelbfrench Bringing the carona virus to Fairbanks.... can you order in some Chinese limes to go with it?

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I don't need a councilor, I just need a fuck buddy.

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Swiping through tinder wondering where my life went wrong.

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@KAYCEEbbyy Same reason there's so many kids in the foster care system.

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accurate

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The worst part about being single is the lonely nights and weekends.

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@PaytonSorensen1 AA is for quitters.

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@ShelbsLaw I'll make the steak you just make the potatoes.

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@Awilkes1 @shelbfrench With or without crotch crickets... flip a coin.

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@ShelbsLaw Use to have to wait for a couple mins for pictures to download on dial up internet.

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Check out BrokenHeart's video! #TikTok https://t.co/wGWi6ObSP2

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@ayyyeitskayl It's fairbanks, people don't want to work so buisness hire who ever they can get.