Mari

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Here’s the deal — We replace Fox News with a channel that streams Indigenous spirituality 24/7.

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

All this shit is so fucking tragic.

(Can be applied to your tragedies of choice. 😢)

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

COVID is not “just the flu.” But a friendly reminder that influenza also can be a b*tch and frankly we never did enough to prevent and avoid it

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Whoever invented the "unsubscribe" email function was probably also responsible for the "door close" elevator button.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson: "In my family, it took just one generation to go from segregation to the Supreme Court of the United States."

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

People saying Will Smith was protecting Jada, Why wasn’t JADA protecting Will from literally ruining his entire career?
My Wife would’ve been fighting me before I sat down for making an asshole of myself & our family

[Mari @alaskamagick]

@JamesGunn

[Mari @alaskamagick]

@JamesGunn

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

If you're having a hard day, Larry's here to listen. He has no idea what you're saying, but he believes you're 100% right.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Jake Tapper’s lead story is the Oscar’s slap and not the fact that there’s now documentary evidence showing the White House call logs are missing a call from the White House during the 7 hour gap. But okay.

[Taylor Vonfeldt @therealskicast]

I just captured the most insane strike of lightning I’ve ever caught on camera.. 😳😱⚡️ @weatherchannel @KSNNews @KWCH12 @KAKEnews @JimCantore

[Winston Smith RParker‍🚀 @cajun_cheechako.qoto.org @RichParkerAK]

About this Will Smith/Chris Rock thing....what exactly is it that we aren't supposed to be paying attention too right now? Is Clarence Thomas still rolling around on the carpet, moaning?
(Oh, wait, that was years ago)
So, what, then?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Maybe the standing O was an act of Mass Reality Adjustment. If they could manifest the normalcy of a movie star winning an award, then the earlier, temporary rending of reality might not have happened? Could be erased/reversed? Were they all doing a collective magic spell?

[Mari @alaskamagick]

@CoreyA1 Agreed

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Just watch this video. Just watch.

[Mari @alaskamagick]

@CinemaShogun Oh my gosh I hope you’re ok! Big hugs 🫂💗

[Mari @alaskamagick]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Juneau Alaska Rainbow Pullover Hoodie https://t.co/RBRYPMrLGg #birthday #fathersday #red #athletic #pullover #longsleeve #geographylocale #juneaualaska #rainbow