laurazepam

why you got a 12 car garage and you only got 6 cars??? she/her BLM ACAB queer 🏳️‍🌈

[laurazepam @alaurability]

Luna says she’s ready to autograph copies of @poorlycatdraw‘s book

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Putting a “please be patient, student driver” bumper sticker on my car so everyone has to be nice to me on the highway

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do

[boygirl @anah3ta]

heyyy to all the women out there i hope you have a sweet little treat soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

i don’t really feel threatened by other women because i know my upbringing messed me up in such a hyperspecific and rare way that it created a once-in-a-lifetime personality

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

he’s making a silly potion with his silly wizard hat on. take your corruption somewhere else

[laurazepam @alaurability]

I need everyone I KNOW to watch this video

[Agent Cooper @BlackLodgeAgent]

this is one of the most intense things i’ve seen in a while

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

nothing bad ever happens when I’m under my blankie. I am assured of this

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

if you’re cold they’re cold, let them inside

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

men be like “idk what you want me to say” BITCH SAY SORRY

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Me romanticizing my life

[໊ @user0000O0]

0 likes won’t stop me from tweeting i will talk to myself if i have to

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

why do gen z not want to work hard?? when all the incentives previous generations have had don’t exist anymore??? it’s weird??

[∘°∘♡∘°∘ @cyb3rk1tty2003]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[nina @ninagrewrites]

well of course you’re going to feel like you’re ‘too much’ for people with poor conflict resolution and communication skills. but their emotional deficiency is not your problem to solve.

[laurazepam @alaurability]

thinking about her 🫶🏼😌