alex

[alex @alax_rang]

Good morning to all my flopsy muppet big boys

[alex @alax_rang]

Woah @NamesPynchon

https://t.co/p87wEHHBCS

[alex @alax_rang]

Fake news has a kind of mystery

[Zepbound and down lover of wives @loveallwives]

We loooksmax. We
Ask chat. We

Doomscroll. We
Post hole. We

Dox opps. We
MAGA cock. We

Peptide goon. We
Die soon.

[alex @alax_rang]

Maybe not thee first, but a watershed moment

[َ @fleshpoet]

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

[Luluلولو @desert___r0se]

I thought this was bashar al assad

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.”

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[alex @alax_rang]

When i go to cvs, i want to hear those cvs classics

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

when i’m in cvs and they start playing a michelle branch song i sit my ass down and LISTEN

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

IP address? you mean the bathroom?

[alex @alax_rang]

Just realized I'm older than Cate Blanchett was when she filmed this 😍

[alex @alax_rang]

Remembering..

[alex @alax_rang]

On jan 6th 2021 i got the haircut of a lifetime and couldn’t post about it..

[alex @alax_rang]

Thinking about my ideal Christmas movie

[alex @alax_rang]

Is it bad that this sign has been counting down instead of up?

[alex @alax_rang]

just wept over this

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl

[alex @alax_rang]

Periodic reminder that this is first and foremost an Ann Miller stan account!

[alex @alax_rang]

What was i getting into before i fell asleep on the couch at 8:45 last night…

[alex @alax_rang]

Easter BUNNY 💜