Alayne Mahler

she/her | utk alum | biological anthropology | coffee | skeletons are cooler than u | my life is one big meme

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I need more espresso for my depresso

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I’m (still) currently in my academic baddie era. Everyone will hear from me again on the 15th when I’m no longer depressed/time blind

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Almost exactly 5 years ago I visited UTK/Knoxville and in two weeks I’m graduating from there 🥹 I worked so hard to make my dream become a reality 🥹🥹🥹

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

So I was in 2 states at one time today. Awww yes

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Finals season got me like

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Update: I graduate in 15 days and this degree is definitely finishing me before I finish it 🥲

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I’m graduating college next spring but I’m pretty certain that my degree is gonna finish me first 🫠😮‍💨

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

@makeplanetnice @NWS_MountHolly @NWSSPC @nynjpaweather @LeeGoldbergABC7 @NBCPhiladelphia @NWS @weatherchannel It was insane

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Hail in Morrisville, PA from the severe thunderstorm that issued a tornado warning

@NWS_MountHolly @NWSSPC @nynjpaweather @LeeGoldbergABC7 @NBCPhiladelphia @NWS @weatherchannel

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Lost of hail on the ground

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I’m graduating college next spring but I’m pretty certain that my degree is gonna finish me first 🫠😮‍💨

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

How my finals are going:

[New Jersey @NJGov]

shoutout to your mom

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Top tier serotonin 😌🍓

[photo papa 📸 @sh00ty0urrsh0t]

Good morning besties here is a very important video of a happy Tilian doing his fun little tornado move 🌪 💛

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

east TN’s tree sperm needs to get it together bc I’m dying 🤧

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Do I have to wake up at 7am for class? Yes. Will I go to bed anytime soon? No

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I’ve been listening to this song on repeat all day. I love it and the video so much 🥹🥹

[Rise Records @riserecords]

How many times have you watched the music video for @DGDtheband’s new song “Pop Off!”? https://t.co/lKJ2sFmobS

📷 @thiswildbemis

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I stan the banana man 🥺💛🍌

#feerickforever

[photo papa 📸 @sh00ty0urrsh0t]

Ok but for real seeing Tim broke my heart. He was such an adorable banana man.

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

This song is so good and the music video is amazing. I suddenly feel blessed instead of stressed 🥹

[Dance Gavin Dance🍓 @DGDtheband]

New song “Pop Off!” out now! Listen and watch the music video here: https://t.co/TzukZb404M
New album Jackpot Juicer out July 29th.

[Tilian @tilianpearson]

New song, new video, “Pop Off!”

https://t.co/SjWDdevB4W

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

I’m so excited 🥹

[Tilian @tilianpearson]

Minutes to seconds until all the lessons I’ve learned become ravaged and spent

https://t.co/KPxZ6RRStl

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Just a friendly reminder that politicians of any party dgaf about us. Have a nice day. Back to shitposting

[Alayne Mahler @alaynesweety]

Overturning Roe v Wade won’t prevent abortions. Overturning Roe v Wade will just encourage dangerous ones 🤷🏼‍♀️