Aaron

“I hope there is music, in the end” - Crawler Priestly

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@jasonllevin Love

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@MapleMomEh Books tend to be better in general (IMO because they can spend time on the details) - in this case I read the book first and it explains a lot more of the science… very good read.

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@iamAtheistGirl @ArmenianAbs3 He introduced me to the Cure 😢

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@KimsyWhimsy1979 @michelle_byoung I have a woodpecker that will stand on the suet feeder and shriek at me until I fill it… keeps me on my toes 😆

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@janefkndoe The skies down here in Connecticut have been orange for 2 days and you can smell the fire. I remember this happened last year also.

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@Kica333 I believe bbq grills come in a 2-pack

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@bogeygolfdude @Staceballs That’s exactly what these idiots think - days will be longer in the winter

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@taylor_reidy @JenniferJJacobs I assume her first official act will be to read “How to be a US Senator For Dummies”

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@VibesBummer @astr0z0mbreez Gotta fight for it 😁

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@ErikaMJimenez I think it depends on whether you’re donating them from the trunk of a dodge

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@dcpoll @Mominsweats @AntiToxicPeople On the bright side, given his track record, it should start peeling off before the year is out.

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@IAmTheKimmel Do you have any sort of small suction cup? Something to attach a shower mirror or similar?

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@KimsyWhimsy1979 @thejackhopkins I’m waiting for them to go after the plaque on the Statue of Liberty

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@IAmTheKimmel @icope Since that episode, my go-to insult for someone has been Jerkstore

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@irishrygirl Haunting (in a good way)

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@ALadyNamedKatie Mountains on the horizon *chef’s kiss

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@ALadyNamedKatie “And that has made all the difference”

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@IAmTheKimmel @WhoDeyBucks Have you *seen* the toilets in a men’s room stall?

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@gardengirl125 Might be that we’re surrounded by much less polyester? 😁

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@_TheBookishOne What the hell, Connecticut?