Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq.

53 y/o husband, father of four, Libertarian, who identifies as a block of ill-smellng cheese. The Bill of Rights...YUP! And I write novels.

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Because it's best to admit to having a tiny cock whilst packing a fucking hog, so that one's sexual partners are pleasantly surprised by your little ruse. Or, you have a tiny penis.
One or the other, lol...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Let's not reenact Ozzy's take on this particular architecture. I'd hate like hell for you to be banned from town...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV We decided to put the nation's capitol in the middle of a swamp. Just for fucking spite, that's my opinion.

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the barely capable people that are just trying to frantically cling to sanity. Seems to me...folks are starting to wake up a bit. Last time that happened was in 1776...Ceud mìle fàilte, a charaid!

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Yeah... I've given the fuck right up on the LP.

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV That is pretty fucking cool, mo charaid.

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Oh, boy! Things are gonna start happening with you NOW! If Mahr is out there, imagine what ELSE is out there?!? Before you know it, you'll write an autobiography, and BAM!!! Right on screen of her bookclub. It's a loicense tae print readies, lad!

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Fuck, Marcus, I'm so sorry, man. Beannachd leat, Buddah. Bidh sìnn gad ionndrainn...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@Appalachiabees Volodymyr better not say "What" again...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

Just sittin' here, waiting for Zelenskyy to say to say "What?" again...🧐

[James @realmeetjames]

Blunt Truths / Confronting the Worlds Leading Anti-Marijuana Advocate

02:11 Luke's Journey into Drug Policy
02:40 Impact of Legalized Marijuana
03:37 Unintended Consequences
04:18 Medical Myths and the Black Market
05:30 Balancing Personal Freedom
07:51 FDA and Big Pharma
12:35 Spiritual Crisis and Addiction
15:14 Path Forward
16:48 Legalization Debate
18:34 Closing Thoughts

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@LibertyCappy Christ's balls, I just fucking love this right here...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@gunpolicy @Ur_a_Smartass_C Kentucky was a Border State, we had a star on BOTH flags, Union and Confederate...so, "sorta the south" checks out. (Native Kentucky boy, so I can vet this with authority.)

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@Ur_a_Smartass_C @SLordthe3rd 3/ What kills me is that there are plenty of history books online that will teach that fact for free if folks would just read the damn things🙄...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@Ur_a_Smartass_C @SLordthe3rd 2/ The government at the time needed the Scots unarmed after the Battle of Culloden in the last British civil war. It was a continuation of a practice hundreds of years long. When the ruling class starts trying to remove weapons from the ruled, things get baaaaddddd...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

Sometimes reasonable men are forced to do unreasonable things...Killdozer...

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@Tactical_review "Would"???

[Rufus T. Gobblecock IX, esq. @alba700th]

@CountDankulaTV Jesus-fuck, this shit's getting old. I continually fail to see why *some* Libertarians feel they must come off as almost cyborg -like, as if being human and Libertarian simultaneously is impossible. I've been doing it for over 20 years, so it ain't THAT hard, kids...