Vitor alba

[Vitor alba @alba_vitor]

Muito obrigado por tudo, Yuki

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

[😇 @turtlekiosk]

being a fish sucks because you have your usual gallery of underwater predators and then also you have to worry about a demon from another realm appearing to kill you too

[Legendary Drops @ALegendaryDrops]

I love how tech today has nothing to do with advancement or innovation.

Nothing improves we just own less and pay more for inconvenient solutions to problems they create.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(creature enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Discovering tool use and the first thing you do with that monumental power is scratching your testicles

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[mello ☆.ᐟ.ᐟ @berryvelvets]

wtf is faculdade de psicologia even about

[webdivo nettinho @webdivonettinho]

a mesa igual o robô de interestelar indo salvar a anne hathaway kkkkkkkkkkk

[Pedro Alcântara @Fringon]

Celular antigamente: vislumbres do futuro

Celular hoje: retângulo sombrio que promete toda informação do mundo mas te entrega em maior parte apenas mentiras e te induz a passar o dia brigando com desconhecidos e encarando o abismo. O abismo te chama e você atende o chamado.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Now THAT is one Angry Bird

[Fábio Yabu @fabioyabu]

É pra ter um orgulho ABSURDO desse país:
"Pacientes tiveram recuperação total de seus quadros, sem sequelas e retomando uma rotina sem restrições."
Viva Tatiana Coelho de Sampaio, sua equipe da UFRJ e a CIÊNCIA BRASILEIRA!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[Açaílson da Silva Junior @AlexanderRborn]

Isso aqui que é guerra de verdade, não aquela merda na Ucrânia ou Israel/Irã com míssil e drone.

Botaram uma calça e 2 fuzis num ELEFANTE.

[Jacob King 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jacobpking]

THIS dude. This is was masculinity is to me. God I hope Superman helps shepherd this kind of manliness into the world.

"Be strong enough to be gentle."

[#20 forever @TheRacnFan]

Interesting theory.

Counterpoint:

[Frances Martel @francesmartel]

Unfortunately, on a technicality, the answer is Breaking Bad

[Glaceon with da flower 🌺🩵 @glacilan]

WHOSE ring camera????

[ؘ @asereiadomar]

o engraçado é que demorariam 2 horas pra confirmar se teria ou não aula