The Albert Santos, in cinemas now

Pop culture addict, lefty pinko, Crohn's haver-er, toy hoarder. As seen in several places with bad opinions. Thoughts are nobody's, ever. He/Him.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

I have to say, my mental health has improved greatly during all of this, thanks to one simple trick: logging onto this website once a day, seeing which human dildo-nunchucks said or did something fucked today, retweeting some stuff I agree with, then logging right the fuck off.

[Sam @Officialelsamo]

Time to deactivate 😉

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

Just to be clear, if this was the other way around, a Palestinian filmmaker mocking the sexual assault of Israelis, they would be banned from the festival for life

[Patrick Marlborough/Bang Bang Bart (new account) @cormac_mccafe69]

Charlie Pickering's success is the biggest mystery in Australian comedy. No jokes, no charisma, no memorably bits in a 30 year career. Australia's Bill Maher.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

Bro spent days clowning on Arsenal's penalties performance only for destiny to hit with the ultimate UNO reverse card. Karma 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

It hurts when you’re trying to have a good day then you hear Onana might be coming back to your club

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@wizwenar1 @WelBeast Me and him have the same number of European trophies.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@_MancityGee @WelBeast Cherki 🤝 Arsenal
No European Trophies

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@Tim949152 @WelBeast Cherki 🤝 Arsenal
No European Heritage

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@LFCLambsy @_WokeNonsenseFC Literally falling for the meme. Thanks for the laughs!

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@aliladiere "Another one"

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@aliladiere "Another one"

[Abdullahi @Abdull_tjay]

Used to get bantered for 4th, then it shifted to finishing 2nd. Now they’re trying to turn winning the league and losing a ucl final into banter. That’s just the goalposts moving as the level rises. Rival fans are hanging on for dear life, they know what’s coming.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@LFCLambsy @_WokeNonsenseFC

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

"Another one"

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

This Liverpool fan reply screenshot meme is generational

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@LFCLambsy @_WokeNonsenseFC It just. Keeps. Happening!

Every post, a Liverpool fan reply.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@aliladiere It just keeps happening they are SO pressed!

[Dan @danjh97]

Genuinely can’t make it up

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@lfcflorida2 @RyanMKIV 🎶it happened again🎶

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@lfcflorida2 @danjh97 @aliladiere YOU ALL KEEP FALLING FOR IT 😂😂

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

@plasandrunt @aliladiere Hook, line & sinker

[JP Omo @Pomilej]

A certain Chelsea fan who hadn't called me in years suddenly decided to call me in the afternoon on Saturday to tell me that PSG would beat us. I respectfully disagreed and rejected his prediction.

Interestingly, he didn't call during the first half, nor did he call after the final whistle. But the moment we lost, my phone rang. Not only did he call to mock me, but he also had his phone on speaker while his friends joined him in laughing and making jokes at my expense.

This is the same person who couldn't find the time to call and congratulate me when we won the league title, yet he was quick to reach out after a defeat.

We shared some good memories as church friends years ago, but tonight marks the end of that friendship for me. I have blocked his number and will be removing him from all my social media platforms as well.

Why am I sharing this? Because life has a way of revealing people for who they truly are. Sometimes, the signs come in the smallest situations.

Yes, football comes with banter, and there is nothing wrong with healthy rivalry. However, some people use banter as a cover to display their real character.

Over time, I have learned that not everyone who calls themselves a friend truly deserves that title. Some people only show up when they have an opportunity to mock, belittle, or celebrate your disappointment.

I've had enough of such friendships, and I'm choosing peace over pretense.

Congratulations to all us GOONERS. We move forward together.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

You can see how uncomfortable everyone is as they try to laugh through this analogy.

I mean I expect nothing less from Larry Ellison's CBS. But even fantasising about beating up your female colleague is a fucking weird thing to do.

[The Albert Santos, in cinemas now @albertinho]

Great to see that @CBSSportsGolazo are A-Okay with violence against women, as long as it's imaginary and framed around Arsenal, I guess!