Alberto Fabio

CEO | Total Capital

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@ElFinanciero_Mx En el estadio había puro mexicano con AMEX Platino para arriba.

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@techconcatalina No tiene nada de raro en el mundo financiero. El SPV se usa para que el fondeador del credito lo vea como un project finance basado en los flujos del arrendamiento. Nvidia al ser el dueño de la SPV consolida estados financieros y se ve como si lo hiciera directo con XAi.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

Here is Peter Thiel’s email to Zuck and Andreessen in Jan-2020 predicting socialism.

Tl;dr too much student debt and lack of affordable housing keeps young people with negative capital for too long. And without a stake in the capitalist system, they will turn against it.

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@RightScopee Wrong number

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@culturaliteral1 Pancho pantera

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@Fiscalia_CIF El paraíso en la tierra 🌎

[Manuel Clouthier C. @ClouthierManuel]

Los invito a escuchar a este cura y si creen conveniente me ayuden compartiendo su mensaje

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@33rituals General Motors

[Alfonso Ruiz Soto® @ARuizSoto]

La vida solo es rica de una sola manera, nunca lo olvides: la vida solo es rica en experiencias. Vamos a gozarlas en paz, fluyendo en armonía con nuestro Principio de Realidad: ama el presente. Vuélvete presencia.

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@EndWokeness The famous embody this.

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@bryan_johnson “It is not death that a man should fear, but rather he should fear never beginning to live.” —Marcus Aurelius

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Never take this for granted son.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇪🇺 Geo-Political Scholar Jeffrey Sachs
Schools the EU Parliament on the reasons behind the Russia Ukraine Conflict.

Every-time Legacy Media or a Politician states the was is “unprovoked” is a complete lie.

This doesn’t even include some of the more grotesque activities Ukraine has been well documented as being involved in.

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@Cobratate

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@SOYCarlosMota En cuanto a servicio, en esta industria tan tendenciada y con los incentivos tan desalineados, la que te deje invertir en lo que tú quieras y no en lo que los "asesores" ganen más. Te andan ofreciendo "notas estructuradas" y fondos propios en lugar de alternativas eficientes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the way

[Alberto Fabio @AlbertoFabio]

@luzelenachavez8 Sí, porque esta mal.