albert omega

here for a laugh, sipper of turpentine, fan of slippy ham.

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@HFoleyComedy Fire up CERN again! We can’t survive on this timeline!

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@BobGradeck What a nightmare that would be to drive through the city!

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@Super70sSports Colored sea water.

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@TizzyEnt @shaindelr The Knights of Columbus T-shirt kills me.

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@Notdojaaa Where’s the second biscuit?!

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@RonFilipkowski They all thought they were getting their photo taken with John Fedderman!

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@nojumper No holy person should be flossin

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@E_barr1521 @Shanemgillis @Sheetz🤣😂🤣

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@BlackBernieBabe “Vodka” is another word for water.

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@PadmaLakshmi Looking for the biscuit in your Popeyes order.

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@POTUS Quit passing out saltines while the nation is starving.

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@POTUS This is sad.

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@AaronKleiber @bubbasugly @meltaylor1007 @StarPittsburgh @Audacy You need a pic on a flamingo in the point fountain.

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@ryanlongcomedy They have those.

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@PadmaLakshmi Pani puri!

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@J_Alderete Impossible!

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@scottkowalski72 Nice!

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@johnkensil Are you at a guitar show near Pittsburgh?

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@johnkensil I have that guitar! It is heavy AF!

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@PEScorpiio Good on them