Why would we hurt Italy?
We love Italian people, soccer, and food and we love Rome, Rimini, Pisa, Milan, Venice, Sardegna, Florence, Naples, Genova, Turin Sicily, and everything in between. 🇮🇹
Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.
Mi chiamo Mork,
su un uovo vengo da Ork.
impara un pò,
ora il saluto ti dò.
nano, nano, la tua mano
nano, nano, apri piano
nano, nano, batti il palmo
nano, nano, ora il fianco!