Chris Clarke

Ethical business expert, consultant CMO Magical Mushroom Company. Part time poet.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

Shouldn't we all leave nothing nasty behind when we enjoy the waves? https://t.co/HzriGNJsE8

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

All the answers are already in nature https://t.co/MmswxQmOgN

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once. Space exists so it doesn't all happen to you. - Susan Sontag

One of the greatest thinkers of the last hundred years. She's up there with Aniäs Ninn, Nina Simone, Maya Angelou, Joni Mitchell and Helma af…https://t.co/ulZJnGN7CP

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

The mycelium revolution is well under way. If you're still using polystyrene, why? https://t.co/lcL9xLCbwJ

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

Thanks to everyone who answered this survey for scott holmes and I. `The Plannerati have been right up in our grill for what has been decribed as a 'well shonky' survey. It really is only supposed to give us a view on one specific thing for one purpose. W…https://t.co/4bOvOLpovX

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

Hello everyone. I have no idea if anyone will do this, but it's worth a try right? If you care about art and access to creative eduction scott holmes and I would appreciate your time to complete this short survey about your art buy…https://t.co/s32ar2sWXB https://t.co/eXux3HzHMn

[Alex Smith @asjs]

Listed my first #NFT on #hicetnunc just now. It's a n00d based on some life drawing work. Buy one you #degenerate #crypto #freaks.
https://t.co/zbS6mNZVXC

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@Electrolux I’m having the most horrific experience trying to get my washer dryer fixed.
Your customer service amounts to just hours on hold. How do I break the deadlock?

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@Sapere_vivere Wow this is really shit.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

Never break down in a Nissan. Made the mistake of buying a Leaf. Never again. @NissanUK appalling service from Nissan London West. They sent my car to a pound a week ago because they were too busy to fix it. Nobody called me. Still not fixed.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@LouPas @Facebook @TEDTalks But the real problem doesn’t stop with Facebook. They are a symptom of a deeper disease - the focus on shareholder value over added value to society and the planet.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@debbie_tarver @yashar @DonnaJeanne27 @POTUS Are you from outer space?

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@charleyg_98 @BBCNews It’s character writing you dribbling knobheads

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@ToddDavidForem1 @BBCNews Oh fuck off

[graham coxon @grahamcoxon]

It’s nice that the American president doesn’t have a name that means fart anymore. Now we just have to get the johnson out of the UK

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Last year @wessexwater made a profit of £228,400,000.00

That's £2,126 profit for ever hour of sewage they dumped into a local river.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@tomgreen2608 @MaajidNawaz They should have let him hang himself. What they did is fuel to the idiot fire.

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@BetaRish @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Mate. Do you know where the snow came from? Frank Zappa warned us all “watch out where the huskies go and don’t eat the yellow snow.”

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@samclo They could fix the crap roads, airports, schools, and bridges. And they could build some pavements

[Chris Clarke @albionics]

@Cebtee .Are you an actual knobhead? With Trump out narcissistic personality disorder is no longer fashionable.