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the girl who lives in delusion

[🍒 @albitama_]

i’m sexy and i’m kind
i’m pretty when i cry

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[i am @hotter]

soft launching my disappearance

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[🍒 @albitama_]

i just wanna see a boy beg on the pavement

[🍒 @albitama_]

and i hope it’s shitty in the black dog.

[🍒 @albitama_]

@lomlink admite que perrisima @danyconstandse

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

We've lost the keys.

[sgp @stogolp]

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

All the President’s men

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

Brian, I am 100% rooting for Iranians to capture a US soldier.

[Covie @covie_93]

Republican women find a gay husband easier than a gay man can find a gay husband

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

I'm so sorry but the US being like "we won, we destroyed you, we would like a cease fire now" and Iran being like "lmao get fucked we're gonna bomb you and your allies with the missiles you allegedly destroyed" is just......surely one of history's most earned Finding Out moments

[🍒 @albitama_]

@heyitsjobros @danyconstandse y si

[🍒 @albitama_]

neta yo si fuera millonaria

[Miley Edition @MileyEdition]

Miley Cyrus calls Alex Cooper creepy 😭

“and alex being a super-fan, kinda creepy. She’s also my neighbor which is also creepy. She got money and then she moved next door to me. There was no other host - yeah it was weird.” 🤣

[ً @TheeePinned]

So this might be the biggest comeback in history since Jesus in year 33