Flynnfidel

this is art you little shit

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

finally reading House of Leaves

[wint @dril]

the new sears cataloge is out... and to no ones surprise, it sucks fucking BALLS !!!

[trash jones @jzux]

ah i’d love to but i already have plans

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You came to the wrong soil and water conservation district, buddy

[wint @dril]

anything shorter than me is just written off completely by my brain. i can't tell the difference between children and dogs

[wint @dril]

this web site is perfect for me because i love to Bitch about stupid shit and i am too dumb to mail letters properly

[wint @dril]

i knew the harry potter lady was a radical terf exclusionary bigot every since i saw that her book contains swearing & mild adult situations

[wint @dril]

when all women are released from jail only then will i lower it....

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

Please stop posting fireworks dogs see tweets too

[Flynnfidel @AlbitheDragon]

@axtang Axtang X Redwall crossover event? 2023 is wild

[Adam Roberts @arrroberts]

Flintstones
Meet the flintstones
An example of tautology
Flint is
Stone by nature
It is stony definitionally

[Flynnfidel @AlbitheDragon]

@supitsarina Only if that means you're going to try a bunch of pacific island foods and give your reviews. Or is that polyglutton

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

the idea that my tweets would make even one person's day a little easier or make them smile during a rough time pisses me off so bad

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

After chatting with my friends at the pentagon I feel confident that AI will never be used for anything that would harm humanity. Rest easy, friends!

[wint @dril]

investors can rest easy knowing that all 220 people involved in space x's latest disgrace have crossed the rainbow bridge into Heaven

[Flynnfidel @AlbitheDragon]

@samrunsaway Powwow dude

[sadiq @SadiqoJN]

Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

[wint @dril]

writing a novel about a post apocalyptic society that uses rats as currency. so far thats the only interesting thing they do i can think of.

[Flynnfidel @AlbitheDragon]

@Merman_Melville Who'se*