Anthnoy Albanese, Australian Labor Parody

I’m the Leader of the Opposition and Federal parliamentary leader of the ALP. Remember? - - - (parody)

[Anthnoy Albanese, Australian Labor Parody @albnomp]

You know, it’s both humbling and heartwarming when I stop for a second and think about the sheer number of people, right across this great country of ours, who come up to me and say, “Don’t I know you from somewhere?”

[Anthnoy Albanese, Australian Labor Parody @albnomp]

@freeradicalone Because when I think “strength”, I think of this overprivileged wingnut.

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@GrogsGamut @lesleyanne12 This has clearly been edited: you missed the bit where Karl gave the PM a kitten, and the PM invited Karl round for dinner on the weekend.

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@BelindaJones68 @BreakfastNews New curry recipe to share. Dave’s promised to say he loves it too.

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@LesStonehouse The bloke on the left would return it empty. The bloke on the right would check first to make sure it’s not Rupert Murdoch’s, then return it empty.

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@AnnieMTaylor It’s just so difficult these days to put a White Australia policy into place without it seeming racist.

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@lloydois @AlboMP To be fair, it was only a joke. I farted straight after I said it.

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@rkd993 @AustralianLabor I’ll get the parliamentary office to take a look at this one: @AlboMP

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@RichardAOB @davidbewart Hawaii eh? Sounds great!

[Anthnoy Albanese, Australian Labor Parody @albnomp]

@MoarToast @TooheyMatthew And gulags

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@TooheyMatthew @MoarToast Snow, mainly

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@bsadams25 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good one.

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@mattjcan Pretty sure Indigenous Australians had “a start” long before strip mining was a thing.

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@ScrtDrugAddict @MoarToast And don’t get me started on people who pretend they’re someone else entirely.

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@TonyKoc69285191 Pretty sure the correct word is ‘redunderating’.

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@THE_Russell “... to people who aren’t brown.”

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I’ve just had a quick look and Jenny Morrison, aka Mrs PM, doesn’t seem to even be on Twitter. How’s THAT for blocking people you don’t like?

[Anthnoy Albanese, Australian Labor Parody @albnomp]

On covid, if one’s analytical,
Bipartisanship’s surely critical,
But let’s get down to it,
Ol’ Scotty can’t do it,
His ev’ry action is political.

#polimericks https://t.co/27EB8YVrQk

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@noplaceforsheep I’ve endured that kind of feedback in silence. Etc

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@TheKouk Ok I’m listening ...

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@JodiMcKayMP Sounds like a reason to keep him then, no, comrade?