Top Tweets for #polimericks
@DemocratsOFA @_Aware_Wolf @MissREVO Rudy, sweating brown bile,
Is sick, Trumpvirus style,
It's not that depressing,
If you look at the blessing,
It's the first case he's won in a while!
#polimericks
On covid, if one’s analytical,
Bipartisanship’s surely critical,
But let’s get down to it,
Ol’ Scotty can’t do it,
His ev’ry action is political.
#polimericks https://t.co/27EB8YVrQk
So the New South Wales Nats’ dummy spit
Has given the Lib’rals a hit
But the Nats’ chances are low
As John Barilaro
Is actually chock-full of shit.
#polimericks #nswpol
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The news has spread all over town
That Morrison’s feeling quite down
It so breaks his heart
To keep fam’lies apart,
Except for the ones who are brown.
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It’s logical, surely, to mention
The government’s latest invention
To draw on your super
Means more tax in the future -
Cos we’ll all find ourselves on the pension.
#polimericks
You don’t need the mind of an elephant
To remember that Abbott’s malevolent
But this, on aged care,
If you’re not aware,
Is just his attempt to stay relevant.
#polimericks https://t.co/Ladf2X1FfL
A ‘Swedish approach’? To be clear,
Pauline Hanson has zero idea.
She’s wondering whether
You put it together
With Allen keys bought from IKEA.
#polimericks
HOW is anything that this ignoramus says considered even vaguely relevant or newsworthy??🙄 https://t.co/imIWW7kD8e
The Covid news, when you look through it,
Tells how Dan Andrews thoroughly blew it,
“Lockdowns over and done!”
Screeches the Herald Sun,
Yet we all remain willing to do it.
👏 👏 👏 🇦🇺
#polimericks #COVID19Vic #COVID19au https://t.co/f2UE1KYPz9
If you’re having a terrible day
And don’t like what you hear others say
You and I would still listen
But this politician
Says, “Fuck it, I don’t have to stay.”
#polimericks
After Andrew Bolt stunned half the nation
With his loud, bold and dumb proclamation
“It’s the old who get sick
Not the young and the quick!”
Let’s check in on Usain, no relation.
#getwellsoonusain #polimericks
Usain Bolt tests positive for coronavirus
https://t.co/LZf2Dmt313
If you are politically keen,
Then you’ll surely know what I mean:
I’ll hear no objection,
It’s not an election
Till we’ve heard from Antony Green
#polimericks
Here’s something you might like to muse on,
When you’ve got today’s covid news on,
The Fed government’s bit
Has been going, well, shit –
So says former leader John Hewson.
#polimericks
Aged Care Minister doesn’t even know his patient and death numbers. Disability patients left out of COVID response. Morrison rolled by States on internal borders. Yet we are to accept that Government is on top of situation?
The Libs think that they deserve praise
Hacking into your pay on Sundays.
You’ve lost penalty rates,
But hey, here’s what most grates:
They gave Scott an 11 grand raise.
#polimericks https://t.co/jURDCtSU3K
The Libs’ cuts to super have meant:
“Keep working to cover the rent!”
Unless you’re a pollie,
For them, it’s quite jolly –
Cos they’re all on FIFTEEN PERCENT. 😡
#polimericks
The Liberals hate super. It's in their DNA. They will do anything to kneecap it or kill it off. https://t.co/ghxH1SeIwd
Scott says that he’s said all along
That the States are where duties belong
But he actually said
It’s the job of the Feds ...
Unless, that is, something goes wrong.
#polimericks #RubyPrincess
Here's the PM on March 15, four days before Ruby Princess docked, saying cruise ships would be put "directly under the command of the Australian Border Force"...
Conservatives, Liberals and toffs
All seemingly so like to doff
Their caps to those working
With no sign of shirking
But Andrews? He needs a day off.
#polimericks
Tim Wilson’s locked down on his own,
Though working – online and by phone.
But I do have to ask,
Tim, what’s with the mask?
It’s pointless when at home alone.
#polimericks
The Arts have been chucked in the trash.
(It’s a sector that Scott *loves* to bash.)
So you can’t eat or live?
Sorry, funds they might give
Have to wait till you don’t need the cash.
#polimericks #auspol
Breaking: Secretary to the Prime Minister has told the Senate’s Covid committee that money previously promised to help the arts & entertainment industry won’t flow until after restrictions are lifted.
This is devastating news for the thousands of workers who have lost their jobs
The things that this government says are
Confused as a pantsless Mal Fraser.
“Intermingling must end!”
(Unless you attend
A two and a half K fund raiser.)
#polimericks
Faced with an Inquiry, my dear?
The smart course of action is clear:
You may feel too weary
Or scared of a query
No probs! You don’t have to appear.
#polimericks
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