Alcatraz 1st Ward

Welcome to the Rock. Pay your tithing in commissary cigarettes and ramen packets. Bishop Vader conducting, visiting Elder Corbridge presiding on the stand.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

Welcome to church.

Adjust your shackles and settle in.

Belief trumps discomfort.

I’m confident you will stay.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@CTRyoda @RealRangoStarr Show your work with doctrine.

Do you believe that you will have any blessing that is unavailable to the man who never hears about the church but accepts the gospel and has his ordinances done posthumously?

What are those blessings and are they worth the increased risk?

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@CTRyoda @RealRangoStarr Cool. So what big mansion is unavailable to those who never engage with Mormonism while alive?

What advantage does being a living Mormon give you?

Are you not held to a higher standard for those covenants?

Is it worth the risk?

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher You’re just fucking hilarious in your stupidity and I want to make it clear that I’m not mad.

You’re just a toy to me.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Dude I lived in Hawaii.

I know my way around you fat pineapple fuckers.

Especially little bitches like you.

You have a type. And it’s hilarious.

LOL

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher LOL

Silly Kanaka thinks he’s is cooking with this one.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@NQpilot @TheLocalWisdom Where is that interpretation clarified or given as doctrine?

Or is that just your opinion?

Because otherwise the literal words are the meaning.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@CTRyoda @RealRangoStarr Happiness index? You mean self reported anecdotes from a religion that equates righteousness with happiness and vice versa?

Even if true is that temporary life happiness worth the increased risk of not making the eternal CK due to drastically increased accountability?

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Says the guy who called stacker “nigga”

Bitch please.

LOL

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@FleabagMoroni Don’t think he has made a decision yet.

I’ve given up a dozen times or more and then the church does something stupid that affects people I love and drags me back in.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@CTRyoda @RealRangoStarr During the 1000 years of Satan being bound there is less temptation and risk of messing it up with sin.

Join during that tim.

I’m not telling anyone to pretend anything.

If you actually wanted people to have the best chance of making it you would wait for the millennium.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@Knight_Marcher Bro, make a deep argument and get a deep response.

Keep up the pussy shit you do now and all you’re gonna get is called names.

Little bitch.

LOL

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

“Sure Jan” intensifies.

He’s not gonna see this because he’s a coward that blocks people who call out his fraud… but LOL

[Nancy Rigdon @RigdonNancy3]

@nicoraytruth Your wife is Baptist, you are “Catholic”, now you are potentially a Mormon. 🤔

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@CTRyoda @RealRangoStarr Nope. If Mormonism is true… the safest bet is to be a good person and learn as little as possible about it in life, then accept it after death.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@ldsmotodad @stackerco Seems like we once believed and loved it more than you do now.

The only way it seems easy to let go is if it never really meant anything to you at all.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@ohimnottheone @NQpilot @EmilyBFreeman https://t.co/uXrRSksoKu

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@NQpilot One day you’re gonna look around and be standing on top of a hill the church demanded you take and defend and realize you are alone and the church has withdrawn and disavowed you.

You will be decried as the bigot for holding the beliefs they told you were eternal principles.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@HB2552876 Fraud for God

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

Total shock. When you call out a scammer they block you.

Kirk is a LIAR.

He is running a long-con miraculous conversion story for likes (or worse to generate converts) and even some of his fellow saints see it.

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@NQpilot @EmilyBFreeman Wait until you find out about Gordon Bowen and his role in the open house.

@ldsabuse

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@noetic_healing YO! Rasputin!

Put that shit away.

Creepy fuckers.